your favorite martian - the stereotypes song lyrics
“the stereotypes song”
you know, i always thought stereotypes were kinda ridiculous.
so i wrote a song about it,
and it goes a little something like this.
i think i love you more than the
j-panese love tentacle p-rn,
and we should dance dance dance d-d-dance to these stereotypes.
let’s come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an indian girl,
and we should dance dance dance d-d-dance to these stereotypes.
check it out now.
i love those fat americans.
you know they so obnoxious.
they always eating burgers.
they always holding shotguns.
and i love mexicans.
the way they mow my lawn.
they all got a 100 kids ’cause they don’t know how to put a condom on.
uh huh.
’cause that’s the way they roll.
ya gotta go big like an israeli nose.
if you ever buy a pint for an irish guy,
and they’re out of control like a chinese driver.
i love the middle east, but how do they handle
rockin’ burkas while they’re riding camels.
i love jamaicans. yeah, they cool, but they’re always high, so don’t let them fool ya.
ya mon.
and i love them puerto ricans,
even though they wash their -ss about once a week and,
i’m just joking.
if you didn’t know then
you’re a little slow and you’re probably from poland.
i think i love you more than the
j-panese love tentacle p-rn,
and we should dance dance dance d-d-dance to these stereotypes.
let’s come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an indian girl,
and we should dance dance dance d-d-dance to these stereotypes.
aw yeah! let me hear you yell
if you love the outback redneck australians,
and the crooked -ss teeth of an english dude
and those creepy italians who think they’re smooth.
mamma mia!
and how could anyone hate the french.
yeah, i know their hairy women don’t shave their pits.
brazilian girls is what you want,
walking around town with that ba-dunk-a-dunk.
i love africans, but hold up a second.
national geographic says they’re all b-tt-nekkid.
br–sts hanging low. what have they done with their clothes?
they’ve disappeared like c-ke up a colombian’s nose.
uh oh! you’re all on my checklist,
even russian guys who drink vodka for breakfast.
they’re stereotypes, and if you believe them,
then your brain is small like a korean p-n-s.
i think i love you more than the
j-panese love tentacle p-rn,
and we should dance dance dance d-d-dance to these stereotypes.
let’s come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an indian girl,
and we should dance dance dance d-d-dance to these stereotypes.
all together now!
i love scotsmen, though they hump sheep.
[repeat 4x]
they hump sheep [repeat 3x]
i think i love you more than the
j-panese love tentacle p-rn,
and we should dance dance dance d-d-dance to these stereotypes.
let’s come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an indian girl,
and we should dance dance dance dance dance to these stereotypes.
yeah. i’m just playing, you know i love you guys.
but seriously, don’t hump any sheep.
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