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your favorite martian - the trauma song lyrics

[intro: puff+puff humbert]
ah, you ain’t ready for this one!
i do believe the captain has turned on the fasten seatbelt sign, (haha!)

[verse 1: puff+puff humbert]
i ain’t trying to flex, but my childhood was turbulent! (woo!)
it gave me a lot of scars that are permanent!
problem is, i don’t need anybody, but i need to be needed
i’m my own worst enemy, and i’m undefeated!

used to live with my mom in a one+room apartment
she was on pills, passed out on the carpet
childhood sucked, i had real bad luck!
when i hit rock bottom, i was actually moving up!

[pre+chorus: puff+puff humbert]
everybody got some problems
but we don’t wanna talk about ’em!
i should probably go to the doctor
but instead i went and wrote this song

[chorus: puff+puff humbert]
’cause, that’s my trauma!
(deep, deep, deep)
my trauma!
(deep, it’s really deep)
that’s my trauma and it really f+cked up my life!
(deep, it’s really deep)
[verse 2: puff+puff humbert]
i’m a track star the way i run from commitment!
human pandemic, you gon’ have to keep your distance
you don’t wanna know the things i think about in solitude
whenever someone likes me, i’m like “what the h+ll is wrong with you?!”

and when i wake up in the morning, i don’t feel nothing ’cause i lack serotonin
only thing lower than my self+esteem
is my chance of achieving many hopes and dreams!

[pre+chorus: puff+puff humbert]
everybody got some problems
but we don’t wanna talk about ’em!
i should probably go to the psych ward
but that’s what i wrote this song for!

[chorus: puff+puff humbert]
that’s my trauma!
(deep, deep, deep)
my trauma!
(deep, it’s really deep)
that’s my trauma and it really f+cked up my life!
(deep, it’s really deep)

[verse 3: puff+puff humbert and deejay johnson]
my grandpa got his (ass whooped!)
so my dad got his (ass whooped!)
that’s why i got my (ass whooped!)
did anybody else get beat?
i was only seven, and we didn’t have tablets
so i played cards with my cousin in the attic!
found a tube of lipstick still in the package
put a little on me, and i looked fantastic!

then we heard someone open up the hatch, and
it was step+dad, and he started going bat+sh+t
he had been drinking all day, throwing mad fits!
then i heard a bell, i was bout’ to get my ass kicked

(on god) he hit me with the rko!
(on god) a suplex from the top row!
(on god) i was in serious trouble
cause he took my ninja turtles and he smashed them with a shovel!

(on god) he said “you’re not my real son!”
i didn’t like the guy, but that one really stung!
since then, i always felt i wasn’t man enough
but, i won’t complain cause everybody had it tough!

[outro: puff+puff humbert]
that’s my trauma!
(deep, deep, deep)
my trauma!
(deep, it’s really deep)
that’s my trauma and it really f+cked up my life!
(deep, it’s really deep)

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