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yung grandma - life alert lyrics

[intro]
when are you gonna get it together? you’re too old for this!
you need to stop living this lifestyle
why don’t you act your age? you’re too old to be partying all the time! (f-ck you!)
it’s tommy’s birthday next week. he wants you to be there. i won’t get his hopes up
i hate you grandma!
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
[verse 1]
do you really wanna f-ck with me?
baking cookies, i’m ’bout to have company
teas in the pot, got pot in my tea
my grandkids are gonna be here at three
so back the f-ck up, and take off your shoes
or imma kick off my slippers and give you a bruise
have some respect when you come in my house
or get hit in the head by my granddaughter’s spouse
only roll with the fam
they make sure i’m fed and know my demands
be good to grandma and get in the van
you don’t catch my drift, then you catching my hands
about to switch it to jeopardy
who’s a bad b-tch and has many enemies?
yes? (who is grandma?)
correct, also would have accepted mammaw
[chorus]
life alert, life alert
younguns are falling and i’m catching bodies (yuh yuh yuh)
life alert, life alert
you know i’m still making millennials sorry
and i’ve fallen and i can’t get up (skrrt)
and i’ve fallen and i can’t get up (that’s the life alert)
and i’ve fallen and i can’t get up (yup yup yup)
and i’ve fallen and i can’t get up
life alert, life alert
younguns are falling and i’m catching bodies (yuh yuh yuh)
life alert, life alert
you know i’m still making millennials sorry
and i’ve fallen and i can’t get up (skrrt)
and i’ve fallen and i can’t get up (that’s the life alert)
and i’ve fallen and i can’t get up (yup yup yup)
and i’ve fallen and i can’t get up
[post chorus]
grandma’s falling down
she be getting low
she be on the ground
she be throwing bones, woah, woah
i think i broke another bone
hit the life alert
i don’t need a f-cking phone
[verse 2]
yuh, it’s the og g-ma
been around since the bc epoch
i’m baking my city like king kong
but i’d rather drop bombs like i’m kim jong
i go real hard
keep it locked in, like some cold steel bars
when i get the munchies and i need a recharge
i open up my purse with the oatmeal bars
my neighbours be sh-tting their pants
they don’t stand a chance
i’m guessing they all take a nap
grandma be hitting the mall
hunting for bargains and stunting on yall, woah
any y’all motherf-ckers seen my t–th?
about 32 and they’re looking real clean
i’m thinking that i left them in the bathroom sink
but i really don’t know cos my memory’s weak
[chorus]
life alert, life alert
younguns are falling and i’m catching bodies (yuh yuh yuh)
life alert, life alert
you know i’m still making millennials sorry
and i’ve fallen and i can’t get up (skrrt)
and i’ve fallen and i can’t get up (that’s the life alert)
and i’ve fallen and i can’t get up (yup yup yup)
and i’ve fallen and i can’t get up
life alert, life alert
younguns are falling and i’m catching bodies (yuh yuh yuh)
life alert, life alert
you know i’m still making millennials sorry
and i’ve fallen and i can’t get up (skrrt)
and i’ve fallen and i can’t get up (that’s the life alert)
and i’ve fallen and i can’t get up (yup yup yup)
and i’ve fallen and i can’t get up
[post chorus]
grandma’s falling down
she be getting low
she be on the ground
she be throwing bones, woah, woah
i think i broke another bone
hit the life alert
i don’t need a f-cking phone
[verse 3]
everytime i’m falling i blame the bacardi
i been sipping lean and i been acting naughty
i got the prescriptions, i got the paperwork
i got the connections, i always make it work
grandma be getting the [?]
grandma be wrecking the thots
and that sh-t don’t mess with my thoughts
i be on top of my game
f-cking up solitaire every day
ahh!
[spoken]
grandma! grandma!
are you okay?
ugh, come here
what is it?
i don’t know. i just – i miss the good old days…
huh?
i just – i miss the way things used to be
you’re a sh-tty grandma
i know sweetheart
[chorus]
life alert, life alert
younguns are falling and i’m catching bodies (yuh yuh yuh)
life alert, life alert
you know i’m still making millennials sorry
and i’ve fallen and i can’t get up (skrrt)
and i’ve fallen and i can’t get up (that’s the life alert)
and i’ve fallen and i can’t get up (yup yup yup)
and i’ve fallen and i can’t get up
life alert, life alert
younguns are falling and i’m catching bodies (yuh yuh yuh)
life alert, life alert
you know i’m still making millennials sorry
and i’ve fallen and i can’t get up (skrrt)
and i’ve fallen and i can’t get up (that’s the life alert)
and i’ve fallen and i can’t get up (yup yup yup)
and i’ve fallen and i can’t get up
[post chorus]
grandma’s falling down
she be getting low
she be on the ground
she be throwing bones, woah, woah
i think i broke another bone
hit the life alert
i don’t need a f-cking (f-ck it up)
[chorus]
life alert, life alert
younguns are falling and i’m catching bodies (yuh yuh yuh)
life alert, life alert
you know i’m still making millennials sorry
and i’ve fallen and i can’t get up (skrrt)
and i’ve fallen and i can’t get up (that’s the life alert)
and i’ve fallen and i can’t get up (yup yup yup)
and i’ve fallen and i can’t get up
life alert, life alert
younguns are falling and i’m catching bodies (yuh yuh yuh)
life alert, life alert
you know i’m still making millennials sorry
and i’ve fallen and i can’t get up (skrrt)
and i’ve fallen and i can’t get up (that’s the life alert)
and i’ve fallen and i can’t get up (yup yup yup)
and i’ve fallen and i can’t get up
[post chorus]
grandma’s falling down
she be getting low
she be on the ground
she be throwing bones, woah, woah
i think i broke another bone
hit the life alert
i don’t need a f-cking phone

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