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yung noodle - fuck a pumpkin lyrics

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(yung noodle)

[chorus]
d-mn
it’s already october
see a new thot
i don’t know her
i tell her come closer
and then i might just show her
what’s in my bas-m-nt
put her in enslavement
and then i k!ll the old thot
‘cause now i have a replacement

i swear to god
if i see a kid dressed up like fortnite
i don’t see a thing wrong with his death
but i think that the court might
pump shotty to the face and now he’s down
and then i floss over his body
and i put him in the ground

[verse 1]
it’s spooky season
so be ready for thots
dressed as scarecrows
i’ll dress up like a baby
and scare hoes
b-tch wear your protection
when you see an erection
else i’ll be in your womb
and you’ll have a c-section

[verse 2]
sit on my porsche with two bowls
the glock is in one
keep it c-cked
give skull trooper some holes
then eat their souls just like i am it
i’m shooting any b-tch on halloween
if i can see her f-cking t-ts

[verse 3]
b-tch i’m freddy krueger
keep a ruger
thot dressed like a s-xy tutor
i might shoot her
i met hooters with some shooters
on a date with thotty
know i shouldn’t
wanted to open fire
but then i couldn’t
see, says she like girls
and now i’m confused
can you be a thot
if you don’t only like dudes?
i don’t really know
so i spared her life
and i’m gonna still keep a nut
so if she thinks twice i’ll be ready to strike
murder thotties like the jews
during the reign of the third reich

[chorus]
d-mn
it’s already october
see a new thot
i don’t know her
i tell her come closer
and then i might just show her
what’s in my bas-m-nt
put her in enslavement
and then i k!ll the old thot
‘cause now i have a replacement

i swear to god
if i see a kid dressed up like fortnite
i don’t see a thing wrong with his death
but i think that the court might
pump shotty to the face and now he’s down
and then i floss over his body
and i put him in the ground

[verse 4]
i am h-rny
f-ck a pumpkin
with my homies
they might jump in
g-ngb-ng that sh-t like some vegans
i bust first and then i’m leaving
my d-ck is shrivelled ‘cause now it is colder
thot patrol, b-tch i’m a soldier
with a girl, she’s on my shoulder
p-ssy tykes, i’m eight years older
now my d-ck is flaccid, take some acid
h-rny again, f-ck a pocket p-ssy
then i p-ss it

[verse 5]
see a gilf dressed as a witch
i took her home
i f-cked that b-tch
her name was phyllis
saw her p-ssy
i must fill it
now i have syphilis
and it burns all on my d-ck
but it was worth it
[?] is [?]
i must observe it
take it home to preserve it
put it in a thotties handie
she deserves it

[verse 6]
my d-ck like banana ‘cause i curved it
fortnite kid in the road and i’m not swerving
is he dead?
i must be certain
back up over his body
bonus points if i hit a thotty
i’m so happy and i go home
and f-cking fappy to some weird p-rn
this b-tch is using corn as a d-ld-
now there’s nut on all my pillows

[verse 7]
then it’s nutty night time
then wake up
b-tch time to grind
let’s get this bread
my nut’s some poison like it’s [?]
when a thottie suck me off she end up dead
i hide her body in the shed
when it’s winter use her as a sled
i’m r-t-rded but not a sped

[verse 8]
and that is grant
can he answer two plus two?
no he can’t
all he does is rant about his sister
she is cute
i want to kiss her
but she’s in college
i must acknowledge that she’s gone
just like my dad
he comes back ten years later
did you miss me?
just a tad
i hope this tiktok sh-t
is just a fad

[verse 9]
or else i’m loading up my rifle
make my school a battle for survival
just like a battle royale
squad up with my pals
catch the winner, winner
chicken dinner
shooting up schools
i’m not a beginner

[chorus]
d-mn
it’s already october
see a new thot
i don’t know her
i tell her come closer
and then i might just show her
what’s in my bas-m-nt
put her in enslavement
and then i k!ll the old thot
‘cause now i have a replacement

i swear to god
if i see a kid dressed up like fortnite
i don’t see a thing wrong with his death
but i think that the court might
pump shotty to the face and now he’s down
and then i floss over his body
and i put him in the ground

[spoken]
(d-mn noodle that sh-t was fire huh-huh-huh)

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