yung tax collector - it's not a crime lyrics
[producer tag]
jammy on the beat, boy
[verse 1]
got a plastic straw so i throw it in the ocean
drinkin’ this windex like it’s a potion
punch a couple orphans i get a promotion
elbows so crusty i might need some lotion
[verse 2]
beat up some babies because they are evil
i might just go curb stomp some seagulls
they are so good at aggravating people
joe biden’s a lizard wake up sheeple
[verse 3]
cop coronavirus like it’s the jordans
i be overweight like i’m james corden
murder my family like i’m lizzy borden
bully me at school, i got bullets retortion
[verse 4]
burn down an orphanage, i am an arson
talk to little girls like my name is carson
you thought i was done, i was just startin’
hanging with yo girl on my face she be fartin’
[interlude 1]
you know i’ve been thinking a lot recently about what’s considered a felony and what’s not considered a felony. and like, i mean, if the person consents to you stealing their identity, it’s not technically a felony
[verse 5]
aight, bet my name is larry
and yo girl throw it back like her name terry
she be ridin’ on me like i’m a ferry
in love with the money i wish i could marry
[verse 6]
pull up on yo cousin and she got an onlyfans
sign up asap, because i know i can
say the n+word and i got permabanned
in my room watching pokimane, why don’t you just scram
[verse 7]
i just hopped on cod finna say some slurs
you wanna smash?
for sure
misgender a woman i called her sir
my whole life is a joke like my name is murr
[verse 8]
the only violence i like is domestic
and the booty, it was fantastic
i’m reading yo girl like she’s scholastic
and disappear when she pregnant like it’s magic
[interlude 2]
whoa+ho+ho! that was fire! but i mean, it was kinda trash, nh. nh, nh, eehhhh!+
[verse 9]
heard that she was 14 now i’m in jail
throw away the irs notice in the mail
once i put out this song the feds’ll be on my tail
execute everyone who likes kale
[verse 10]
kidbehindacamera, gonna date a teenage girl
see a mixed race couple now i’m gonna hurl
but i’m kinda fruity so i do a little twirl
bleach my t++th now it’s white as a pearl
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