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yung ulcer - i keep my hands sanitized lyrics

okay, uh, this song contains some really f+cked up stuff, so uh, if you’re not stupid you should know it’s not serious. i’m having fun. okay

demand to see life’s manager! make life rue the day it thought it could give cave johnson lemons! do you know who i am? i’m the man who’s going to burn your house down! with the lemons!

i’m with my boys we going caroling
syringe full of heroin
i just want a b+tch with nice hair possibly curly
had girls in the past but all of em were too girly
rawmeat, f+ck world, give a f+g a swirly
f+cked a preschooler just to start her off early
i just got a dough cause i won kentucky derby
saw the o.k. boomer girl now i’m voting for bernie

that b+tch is my princess, wе gon’ burn incense
we gon’ havе s+x even if it’s called incest
money in the bank it’s finna gain interest
i just fought a kid who runs a page on pinterest
told me a diss cause i’m going full force
maybe i’m just p+ssed cause i’m going off course
but you f+ggots betters duck when i blast you with this chorus

cooking like wasabi is any f+g who wants to rob me
sh+gging every mom i come apast, speeding fast
b+tches be h+lla fat, see the food and eat it fast
from a different land but we all from budapest
looting in the news, i made your b+tch mess
i saw a homeless man and it made me depressed
sinking in it more got me thinking less
this ain’t no usher sh+t, i’m not finna confess
yes i’m capitalist and a f+cking narcissist
yes i love grooming kids, you can callmecarson
k!ll people, hit queers, commit lots of larson
no i’m not a full fledged f+ggot only partial
every time i see a femmy boy i wanna kiss him
i remember asking for some femmy c+ck for christmas
back in middle school, gym class, was always ditching
had to switch to liking men cause women always b+tching
cop my b+tch a dress and i know he’ll do some dishes
sleeping with a girl, nah, i’d rather sleep with fishes
put my d+ck in dirty b+tches now my weiner itches
saw a straight couple and i think i sh+t my britches

call me lil misogynist cause women always hogging d+ck
fat hoes still can’t jog a bit, like septic tank i’m clogged with sh+t
had a dream i was making out with a twink
but i do not think that he would be very down to link
went from missing hanukkah to f+cking p+ssing in a sink
this is the mental breakdown track i’m at my f+cking brink

f+cking ratchet hoes don’t ask where my d+cks been
wasting all my money don’t ask bout my addictions
didn’t have no friends, b+tch cut herself for attention
broke into the pharmacy and stole some gabipentin

haha
ay this boutta get weird
this, this the crazy sh+t bro
this is the wild side
wild side, mhm we going crazy
hands sanitized, hands sanitized
hands sanitized, hands sanitized

said hi to the void and it said hi back
yeah i’m white but i made my b+tch’s eye black
yo momma sat on ur phone made it an ipad
not all pirates wear a motherf+cking eye patch

hands sanitized, hands sanitized
hands sanitized, hands sanitized

uhuhuhuh
heheheheh
huh
woah
is that like a preschooler over there
huhuhuh
hey baby
(oh my god who are you?)
huhuhuh
how old are you
does your age have to digits yet?
(get away from me! i’m gonna call my mom!)
cause i really hope it doesn’t babygirl
huhuhuh
(stay away from me!)
i’m gonna do it with a preschooler
(please, no!)
huhuhuh
cool

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