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yungr.o.b.gangsta - merry xmas boys lyrics

[intro]
let me kick it off with the group
we sure ain’t soft we the dudes
this is awfully rude
but i say we’re top of all crews
the best friends in the world
the best friends you could purchase
how is it that we all ended high school as virgins
oh that’s right…
when girls talked we ignored
when girls showed up we ignored
when girls invited we ignored
no chick could ever be core!!!
let’s get it…

[verse 1: trieu]
let’s take a look at trieu
i swear this dude’s a b00b
this dude’s t-ts are nicer than any girlfriend’s too
ever since he moved to la
he turned into a g-y
he puts it into a james
but triple trolls when we play
now he’s always a drunk
that alc hittin’ with power
boy athletic, can’t dunk
and someone sh-t in his shower…

[verse 2: alex]
but let’s not forget about alex
this dude softer than an alice
this dude softer than my phallus
never has money is that it?
then why you in european palace?
man i don’t wanna be callous
cuz this dude bigger than dallas
220 tho?
this dude big as dj khaled

[verse 3: teddy]
but fatsos unite, i got teddy in sight
this dude wetty, he wanted betty
but i f-cked her that night
i’m just f-cking around
you know you got that crown
but i’m bout to change your name in my phone to a clown
did it for the rhyme and the flow
listen to this while you deepthroat
thanks for the recs man! even though you ain’t read it tho
so last parting words: jack off less
but if you’re gonna beat it, don’t beat the mascot’s head

[verse 4: rey]
and they call him reeeyyy-tarrrdeddddd
(reyyyy-tarded)
reeeey-tardeddddd, yeah
i don’t really have a diss here
put it simply this dude has no fear
go to a strangers house do a jump kick
shatter gl-ss you’re never reinvited
your thumb blends into the gr-ss
oh no there’s worms at the interp-ss
do you see them on the ground
keep looking around
oh no you’re asleep and you crashed your car!

[verse 5: matt]
guess who’s up to the plate it’s matthew
there’s not a single game that i ain’t trashed you
snappa, darts, pong, super smash
beers, shotguns, oh no, he’s super blacked
matthew, what’s not been said
tobacco musta gotten to his head
girls on his nuts — she’s a stupid b-tch
shoutin’ n words, you should be dead
but i guess if you were
like your cats that can’t purr
i’d still be with my 3 best friends..

[verse 6: darius]
off to darius, i swear he is the scariest
this dude cowering like he gonna get punched
we’re 26, song still eating your lunch
visit la, no text no manners
sorry bro, but you are a weak planner
oops, don’t give me stone eyes – medusa
i’m sorry that he stole your girl – polussa

[verse 7: m song]
now welcome to the part of the song
where strong opinions are part of the song
strong opinions are part of the song
yeah strong opinions are part of song!
he’s blacked! he’s blacked!
it’s simple jack. simple mike
simple right?
you pinned me down with all your might
this dude mike a menace
he prolly gonna kick my grave
you taught us to play darts
so i guess here’s what i’ll say
in boston when you p-ssed out…
we all put our d-cks on your face

[verse 8: vishal]
and then i move on to vishal (to vishal)
you know that guy threw us off (threw us off)
had us blaming chen
for the hanging men
had us thinking’ yellow
when we should be thinking brown
brown, brown
this is racist now!
but vishal is the dude who shouldn’t even eat a cow
still racist
i’ll face it
you deserve to attack me
shouldn’t say this
but i’ll say it
i’m the only one still f-ckin’ a jackie!
ooh!

[verse 9: mchen]
off we go to south carolina
separated from the group like the great wall of china
you know who it is – he got the worst dog
you know who it is – didn’t f-ck, owes us prague
but then he did, oh yes he did
tried again, but shouldn’t have walked in
threw us under the bus, oh what a d-ck
broken back – broken c-ck
3 pointer, that’s a broken shot
this guy always hopin for ya’lls failure
that’s cuz he’s michael chen he’s a hater
guy
mchg why?
peeing in his pants oh my!
to be honest, this ironic
because i feel really bad that i broke your eye…

[verse 10: clint]
clint
uhh, please, like, just hang out with me? that’s all you get

[verse 11: eric]
so eric, eric, eric
his intellect, he inherits
his d-ck look like a carrot
if you wanna make his night hurt
make him go out in nola with a white shirt
man this guy so secretive
you never know a d-mn thing
ya’ll know he had a girlfriend?
cuz he hide her like she anne frank

[verse 12: rob]
so that’s all 11 of you schmucks
you just got f-cked
but i guess you’re in luck
cuz i’ma urinate on my self

what can i say about rob the slob
since 2nd grade been on song’s kn-b
uglier than carlos boozer
when he lose, he the sorest loser
competed in track then got last
competed in ball, just to slip and fall
he like to sing even if his voice is a pain
he says we best homies, until he met elaine
d-mn
no answers
well god got one
foot cancer

[outro]
but really, enough actin’ silly
it’s time to go ahead and make amends
thanks for your time and your humor my friends
the reality is, ya’ll the greatest man
when i was sick and i was postin’ up
you all came over, ya’ll showed up
that sh-t meant a lot, got me chokin up
and the truth of the matter
is even though ya’ll b-tches
we best friends boys
so i’ll say, merry christmas
and there it is, you’re 2018 rap
there it is, you’re 2018 wrap
as we go to the end of the year with a
closed door
our jokes don’t die, so shout to the boys…
hodor, hodor!!

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