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yvng sqviggvs - across the cross (don't cross the cross) lyrics

(intro)
uh, the butcher comin’
yo man (skrrrt)
jesus is my life
i couldn’t ride a bike
and ride a kite
and see the sights
without him. (straight up)
if jesus wasn’t here i don’t know what i’d do (on god!+oh wait not him)
probably get the flu
5 4 3 2

(chorus)
across the cross
dont cross the cross
if you cross the cross
sh+t you gonna get crossed
motherf+cker get holy water
give it a toss
spreading jesus name
because hes the boss (x2)

(verse 1: lil jesus mane)
i was talking to jesus today
he told me to invest into chevrolet
but i am only invested in this bag of lays
gonna finish it off then go and hit the hay
he told me “son you gotta stop sucking d+ck”
you gonna go to h+ll
you little stupid pr+ck
stop l!cking his cum straight off the tip
but i didnt listen
i put on my mittens
and listened
to word of the lord of course
you thinking im crossing him
motherf+cker thats worse
than a pound of crack and 15 dead bodies in the river right next to melnik bulgaria
you think i did the crime? no i didnt
i didnt k!ll 15 people in melnik!
you say this line im spitting is oddly specific but i think youre looking to far in to it
thats right i actually dumped them closer to the woods of zornitsa
then served at my job as a barista
i poured some blood in adam lietenfields frappe
he didnt notice
til he went home and he got sepsis
then he got in his lexis
and went up to preston
whos the manager of the starbucks on 30 west erie street and complained that he got sepsis poisoning, from this street
but no one believed him and he fell to his feet
and started to gag a bit thats whats crazy because
the time of the incident was actually 8:15
pm cst in chicago illnois on april 27th 2017
remember motherf+ckers
eat your greens
(chorus 2)
across the cross
dont cross the cross
if you cross the cross
sh+t you gonna get tossed
in the manhattan river
on september 4th 2004
and your first and last name
was andy wallenford
uh

(verse 2: blake hefenford)
coming with the flow extraterrestrial
im floating in the stars i am celestial
talking with the lord he is so lyrical
he doesnt know that ima living miracle
we got it on and trust me that was spiritual
i am one with the lord not 2 individuals
and then i left town cause im going down
to stop and drop shop in east vermont
where mr jagafalen and his 20 kids live
but not for long cause they didnt pay their taxes
i been smoking dope and crack with the irs
sucking the police so hard they gonna need arrest
dave grohl said it first i am the best
but dave grohl lives on ++++++
and he +++++ with ++++++ and 5 witnesses saw the ++++
so how is he gonna get out of this one
wheres your ordinary hero you need jesus son
and on top of that probably a gun
if you cross the cross
sh+t you gonna get tossed
tossed where?
to randy son!

(verse 3: randy)
excuse me my flight has a long delay
so i got something big important to say
every single morning i get on my knees and pray
that n0body learns what i did last may
when i stuffed my 8th grade teachers car keys in my pocket
then went to her car and pretend i bought it
then ran over tyler josephs diagnostics
and his cat and his mom and his 15 living dogs
now im not saying they deserved it
but i wanted an autograph and that mfer done swerved it
so i traveled to his house
and played cat and mouse
literally so i could get his cat out
and they died
now theyre gone
never to be found again
unless you check on google maps and go to 39.0972912°n, +82.9860104°w at the constant elevation 551
thats where i dropped their bodies in liquid and shot it with a gun
so if you go there you can some fun like
bang bang bang bang
motherf+cker shoot!
bang bang bang bang
in my shoes
bang bang bang bang
motherf+cker shoot!
bang bang bang bang
its randy!
(bridge)
yo, i know times are hard
but don’t forget about god!
he works in mysterious ways

(verse 4: lil ballz)
b+tch, it’s lil ballz on the beat
and you better praise god or i’ll stab your f+ckin feet
you can’t f+ck with me like an std
and im foaming at the mouth cuz i got rabies

b+tch i go hardеr than testicular torsion
my wife missed church i don’t know whеre the wh0res been (where she at?)
last time i saw the b+tch she was with four men
she got it lean and mean just like george foreman (d+mn.)

i’m not a mc i’m more like a pastor (amen.)
my dad was an atheist so i k!lled the poor b+st+rd
my mom was too so i k!lled her even faster
but im not an orphan because god is my master

i live in fear of not going to heaven (heaven!)
forgot my anniversary but remembered 9/11
praise jesus or i’ll stab you in the heart, no kevin
say the lord’s name in vein and you might summon the reverend
you dumb c+nt

(outro)
d+mn!
+longwinded apology to mr. grohl

- yvng sqviggvs lyrics

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