zach galifianakis - up in them guts lyrics
male voice:
h-llo?
female voice:
hey finger
finger (zach):
whose this? clarise or roberta?
woman (fiona):
this is clarise
finger:
oh, what’s up clarise?
what do you need?
clarise:
i wanna come over and get some of that sweet love
finger:
oh, so you wanna come over and get it??
clarise:
yeah, i definitely wanna come over and get it
finger:
so, what you’re saying is that, perhaps, you wanna come over and
get it, get it
get it, get it
get it, get it
get it
h-llo everybody, yeah
puttin on my axe body spray
with my turtle neck on
suckin it off 2006 style
just take the wrapper off the lollipop
ready to suck it off
it’s friday night
and it’s time to party
keep with the beat
don’t be r-t-rded
put on the pants
my momma gave me
hopin’ tonight
that the dancefloor will save me
forgot my watch
but it doesn’t even matter
cuz i’m stayin’ out all night
gonna spray my ‘baby batter’
spot me a hottie
sittin’ in the corner
i walk across the room and said
“girl i gotta warn you”
if you show me your f-nny pack
i’ll show you my f-nny
if you show me your f-nny pack
i’ll show you my f-nny
if you want me to get with you
there’s only one thing you gotta do
come on and get it
up in ‘dem guts
up in ‘dem guts (come on and get it)
up in ‘dem guts
up in ‘dem guts
she looked at me
as if to say
“today’s gonna be
your lucky day”
she stomped a cigarette
on the floor
she looked so d-mn hot
i couldn’t take it anymore
i told her again
that i wanted to get up in ‘dem guts
but first things first
i gotta show you my b-tt
in great britain, ‘f-nny’ is slang for ‘v-g-n-’
but don’t be confused; v-g-n-s are the same all over the world
if you show me your f-nny pack
i’ll show you my f-nny
if you show me your f-nny pack
i’ll show you my f-nny
if you show me your f-nny pack
i’ll show you my f-nny
if you show me your f-nny pack
i’ll show you my f-nny
if you want me to get with you
there’s only one thing you gotta do
come on and get it
up in ‘dem guts
up in ‘dem guts (come on and get it)
up in ‘dem guts
up in ‘dem guts
clarise:
daytona!
finger:
up in ‘dem guts
clarise:
new york
finger:
up in ‘dem guts
clarise:
troops!
finger:
up in ‘dem guts
clarise:
iraq-ies!
finger:
up in ‘dem guts
clarise:
christians!
finger:
up in ‘dem guts
clarise:
giraffes!
finger:
up in ‘dem guts
clarise:
mormons!
finger:
way up in all ‘dem guts
clarise:
panama city!
finger:
up in ‘dem guts
clarise:
golden gate bridge!
finger:
up in ‘dem guts
clarise:
jealousy!
finger:
up in ‘dem guts
clarise:
amoebas!
finger:
up in ‘dem guts
male voice:
the finger
finger:
way up in those goo-uts
so i took her home
and took off all her clothes
you probably think you know
where this story goes
but when she looked at me
she said
clarise:
i got to blow my nose!
finger:
you what?
clarise:
i gotta blow my nose!
finger:
you what?
clarise:
i said, i’m all congested up in here baby!
i got to blow my nose!
finger:
well, you blow your nose
as soon as i’m done
gettin’ up in ‘dem guts
gettin’ up in ‘dem guts
come on and get it
i said come on and get it, get it, get it, get it
if you show me your f-nny pack
i’ll show you my f-nny
if you show me your f-nny pack
i’ll show you my f-nny
finger:
hey man, that was a weird night
but that was based on a true story
no, it is a true story
and this is the finger sayin that
when your up in ‘dem guts
be up in ‘dem guts responsibly
make sure you put a wrapper over that thing
yeah
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