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zach sherwin - krav maga lyrics

[intro]
now you know that judo is j-panese
and they got karate too
and thailand has muay thai
and china has kung fu
and they do capoeira in rio de janeiro
and korea has the tae kwon do
but did you know that israel has a martial art also?
well, it’s called krav maga, krav maga
it’s not greek like baklava
it’s israeli, ooh, like falafel, ahh
krav maga

[verse 1]
billy was a bully
and victor was his victim
and everyday on his way to cl-ss
billy punched and kicked him
and this was not junior high
this was harvard law
so victor said “i’m too old for this”
and he went and learned krav maga
the next time they crossed paths
it was quite a different picture
because this time victor fought back
and victor was the victor
and he took billy’s head
and stuffed it in the lavatoire
he went “flush, billy, now you know
you don’t mess with krav maga”
that billy was burly
but still he got a swirly
cause victor took him out
like he was just a little- weakling

[bridge]
i won’t rhyme girly there
that’s one we all foresaw
and unpredictability
is part of krav
mizza-mizza-mizza-mizza-

[verse 2]
miriam and rebecca were chillin
by the bagel store
when up came a tough dame
they’d never seen before
and she pulled a gun and said “give me those wallets
now, mwahaha!”
she didn’t know that our friend rebecca
was trained in krav maga
the fight lasted less than a minute
and not only did rebecca win it
but she kicked that -ss so hard
she literally left a boot print in it
and miriam looked at the outlined foot
and made a face like “what?”
and she said “krav maga, becky
look at her b-tt”

[outro]
oh, haha, yeah, that’s krav maga
oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, that’s krav maga
i said oh my god, that’s krav maga
hardcore like quick draw mcgraw
from the folks who brought you the yarmulke
that’s krav maga
shalom

- zach sherwin lyrics

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