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zach xyz - christmas toy lyrics

[chorus: zach xyz]
christmas night santa delivering the presents
got a elf and a reindeer smoking on this lettuce
santa keeping mrs.clause to himself that’s selfish
next morning got her eating on this “christmas breakfast”
christmas night santa delivering the presents
got a elf and a reindeer smoking on this lettuce
santa keeping mrs.clause to himself that’s selfish
next morning got her eating on this “christmas breakfast”

[verse 1: zach xyz]
went out to get my mom a christmas gift
when a thicc latina came out asking for a lift
instead of going to walmart we went back to her house
when i went inside that’s when things started going south
she started showing her milk and her cookies
went to town started eating them like groceries
she started screaming out “feliz navidad”
that’s because i piped her with my big fat juicy rod
after it was done i blew out all my “snow”
it was starting to look like a happy christmas show
things were going good till we heard the door banging
at that moment to my christmas angels i was praying
turns out the guy banging was her husband
it was getting hotter than the ham in the oven
didn’t mean to run up on the b-tch with the stuffing
but when you’re a christmas toy you don’t stop at nothing

[verse 2: zach xyz]
guy walked into us “cooking christmas dinner”
had to flex my wrist show off this christmas silver
the guy got mad like grinch on the holidays
pulled out a christmas tree started smoking on this dank
after smoking trees we we’re higher than a sleigh
annual christmas tradition of starting up a blaze
had the guy so phased off of all my christmas gas
so i snuck out said i was going to christmas m-ss
got into my car skrtin the f-ck away
p-ssed two targets and a walmart in my f-cking daze
but the out of nowhere someone crashed into my bumper
it was the crazy latina she followed me just to f-ck her
piped her real quick raced back to my mother
made it just in time even before my brother
she said “merry christmas now where’s my christmas gift?”
so i told her about the thicc latina that asked for a lift

- zach xyz lyrics

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