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zachy beanpole - the candy wrap lyrics

[intro]
alright, it’s your beanpole, that’s me
timbaland
what no timbaland?
how much?
just zachy beanpole (just me)
here we go

[chorus]
i love candy, i love candy
the tasty taste, it makes me feel so grandy
the tart, the bitter, the sour and sweet
i like it all, so come on and let a brother eat

[verse 1]
’cause it’s the 15th and i just got paid
i’m working hard for my money to fulfill what i crave
not girls, or cars, or power and respect
but to have all the candy one could possibly collect
in my backyard, in a fort that i built
it has three candy isles and a freezer full of milk
turned ice cream, you know mixed with oreos
and some b+tterfinger pbs, oh that sounds great
give me two, give me three, matter of fact give me four
gallons of the mess they make my belly hit the floor
i’ll eat it, rawr, until my t++th are rot
just to see the center of that tootsie roll pop

[chorus]
i love candy, i love candy
the tasty taste, it makes me feel so grandy
the tart, the bitter, the sour and sweet
there’s nothing like some candy make a brother want to eat
i love candy, i love candy
the tasty taste, it makes me feel so grandy
the tart, the bitter, the sour and sweet
i like it all, so come on and let a brother eat

[verse 2]
i murder trans fat yet i have sans belly
i spread jelly on my deli disappears like makaveli
(magic) bam it’s gone and it’s just not funny
i ate so much i got a cramp in my tummy
cause i went swimmin’, nothing like a summer snack
i’ll eat it under water, just like a shark attack
or while i’m sunbathing, come on i need a hand
okay i’ll come back from my fantasy land
back here to my house in candy land
where i’m the prince, the queen, and you know the king
and i kick it with the sweetart necklace bling
and top it off with a big ol’ ring
pop it in your mouth until the flavor dies
when it all runs out, you’ll see a grown man cry
i used to beg, but now i eat
you know i make my money just to buy my treats

[verse 3]
(bring it down)
i finished my sandwich so i can have my pudding
i swallow whole reese’s cups, you ask “how could he?” (how could he?)
i tunnel the funnel cakes down the right pipe
how could i be wrong if it tastes so right?
if you didn’t know let me bring you the news
i’m a skinny dude with a love for food
if you don’t understand, this should give you a clue:
zachy’s to kit+kats like women are to shoes
a smart healthy snack, what does that even mean?
your diet is wack, mine’s like a real life dream
with a six foot twix playing tag in the park (you’re it)
and a sugar daddy yelling (son be home before dark)
so unwrap this wrap (wrap), unsnap this snap (snap)
i gotta make room for my 2 o’clock snack
lions, tigers, gummy bears oh my!
my life is complete
i’m so happy i could die

- zachy beanpole lyrics

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