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zebrahead - deck the halls (i hate christmas) lyrics

christmas comes just once a year (i got a baby doll)
with all its yuletide joy and cheer (i got a football)
but there’s one thing i’d like to say
is that i hate christmas day (i got a rock)

it’s time for everybody to have a christmas party
everyone but me, i’ll step outside
boycott your office party
no secret santa for me
mistletoe makes me sneeze anyway
’cause i don’t wanna go, where happy days are snow
i’d rather stay where
frosty melts in the sun
july 4 parade
a lynchburg lemonade
an alcohol-a-day by the pool in the sun (now everybody sing)

deck the halls with bells of holly
’tis the season to be jolly but
’cause i hate christmas
i’m glad it only comes one time a year

its time for everybody to head out christmas shopping
everyone but me i’ll stay inside
no presents under your tree that have a nametag for me
and it makes my gifts so easy to hide
i don’t wanna go, where shopping lines are slow
i rather stay at home with the frosty cold one
a bud on ice in may, a lazy summer day
an alcohol-a-day by the pool in the sun (now everybody sing)

deck the halls with bells of holly
’tis the season to be jolly but
’cause i hate christmas
i’m glad it only comes one time a year

it was the night before christmas and all through the house
all the creatures was chillin’ like flint drinkin’ stout
i woke from my sleep, heard here comes the boom
i knew that santa would be comin’ soon
on dascher on donner, commit, on blitzen
i yelled “shut up ya’ll”, but they wouldn’t listen
and then he came down with his belly of jello
he says, “where the ladies at cuz i’m a real jolly fellow”
then he gave me a wink and was quick out of sight
“merry christmas to all, and to all a super deeky duper fly night”

(now everyone – sing)
deck the halls with bells of holly
’tis the season to be jolly but
’cause i hate christmas
i’m glad it only comes one time a year (one more time, like you mean it)

deck the halls with bells of holly
’tis the season to be jolly but (yes)
’cause i hate christmas
i’m glad it only comes one time a year
’cause i hate christmas i’m glad it only comes one time a year
’cause i hate christmas i’m glad it only comes one time a year
(deck the halls with bells of holly, la-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la)
(shut up, shut up, shut up)

- zebrahead lyrics

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