zfm - jerry seinfeld lyrics
[intro]
and ladies and gentlemen
miles fig!
[verse 1]
what do you call a one+legged waitress?
ihop! (+laughter+)
why don’t oysters donate to charity?
because their selfish! (+laughter+)
something came in the mail
deez nuts! (+laughter+)
[verse 2]
why aren’t cold, bad
wait am i reading this wrong?
oh sh+t i am
[verse 3]
(what does+?)
what does a baby computer call its father?
data (+laughter+)
why do sprinters eat before a race?
nothing, they’re fast (+laughter+)
+cough+
what do you call a fly without wings?
a walk (+laughter+)
will smith (ah)
[verse 4]
why did adele cross the road?
to say h+llo from the othеr side (+laughter+)
[verse 5]
how do you organize an astromonеr’s birthday party?
you planet (+laughter+)
[outro]
alright that’s all we got for you today folks!
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