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zip code rapists - office party (live) lyrics

hey
hey, hey, yes
ladies and gentlemen, tip your bartenders
she fixed us through osmosis
this next song is our last song of our first set
which is a half an hour set and then we do a two hour set after that, right?
(that’s right )
(make it three)

the other band will be playing across the street
you’re f+cking up the scene with long hair
this is about punk rock
come on, man
ladies and gentlemen i’ll give a thousand dollars to anyone that cuts all his hair off and k!lls him
this next song i wrote about an hour ago is called “cut your hair off and k!ll him”
it’s originally recorded by gary lewis & the playboys
you guys rеad playboy magazine?
then you’ll know this song

therе’s an office party on my floor
and i’d planned to go there, but i died
(ooooh)
i’d made up lots of egg salad, which i hoped everyone would really like
(ooooh)
most folks won’t eat an egg salad that’s been made by someone who’s now dead
i hope that you’ll have some with your coke
it wasn’t the salad that k!lled me, it was a stroke
(ahhhh)

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