zzzsomnus – riggity rap lyrics
[verse 1]
here’s a little story about a boy named josh
see, josh wasn’t fully a good boy in school
he was 13 years old and wanted to be cool
and that’s all he ever wanted, not to be brainwashed
so, he goes to cl-ss, picks up the pen and pad
he thinks that rap will fix up days when he’s sad
a lot of it he scr-pped, mixed feelings he had
but he just knew he’d rip ceilings right off of their pad
[refrain]
you say that you love it, but he knows that you don’t
so when you eat that pretzel, make sure that you choke
[chorus]
so he raps his rig riggity raps
rappin’ to l!ckity l!cks of the ukulele slaps
so he raps his raps his rig- riggity raps
rappin’ to l!ckity l!cks of the ukulele slaps
[verse 2]
josh gets sent to the princ-p-l’s office
he hit some kid with his musical object
he said “i’m sorry that i lost it, but that little kid’s lucky
i didn’t take that flute and shove it all the way down his esophagus!”
now that right there started some crazy -ss drama
he picked up the phone and i said that “you don’t wanna.”
he said, “what you gonna do about you little bratty devil?”
and that’s when i chased him in circles with my yellow pencil
then we left the room with both our hearts poundin’
i grabbed his throat and i drowned him in the water fountain
[chorus]
so he raps his rig riggity raps
rappin’ to l!ckity l!cks of the ukulele slaps
so he raps his raps his rig- riggity raps
rappin’ to l!ckity l!cks of the ukulele slaps
[refrain]
you say that you love it, but he knows that you don’t
so when you eat that pretzel, make sure that you choke
[verse 3]
now that i think about it
i don’t ever chill
no matter how much i shout it
i never will
i’s the type of kid to get told you can’t rhyme
can’t rhyme with a thing with the face of my orange
but then i’d look up at that guy
and threaten to use their jaw to replace my door hinge
[chorus]
so he raps his rig riggity raps
rappin’ to l!ckity l!cks of the ukulele slaps
so he raps his raps his rig- riggity raps
rappin’ to l!ckity l!cks of the ukulele slaps
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