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1999 broadway cast – you can’t get a man with a gun – annie get your gun lyrics

oh my mother was frightened by a shot gun they say
that’s why i’m such a wonderful shot
i’ll be out in the cactus
and i’d practice all day
and now tell me what have i got
i’m quick on the trigger
of targets not much bigger than a pinpoint
i’m number one
but my score with a fellar
is lower than a cellar
oh you can’t get a man with a gun
when i’m with a pistol
i sparkle like a crystal
yes i shine like the morning sun
but i lose all my l-ster
when with a bronco buster
oh you can’t get a man with a gun
with a gun
with a gun
no you can’t get a man with a gun
if i went to battle with someone’s heard of cattle
you’d have steak when the job was done
but if i shot the hearder that hollered bl–dy murder
and you can’t get a hug from a mug with a slug
oh you can’t get a man with a gun
i’m cool, brave, and daring
to see a lion glaring
when i’m out with my remington
but a look from a mister would raise a fever blister
oh you can’t get a man with a gun
the gals with umbrellas
are always out with fellas
in the rain or the blazin’ sun
but a man never trifles with gals who carries rifles
oh you can’t get a man with a gun
with a gun
with a gun
no you can’t get a man with a gun
a tom, d-ck, or harry
will build a house for carrie
when the preacher has made them one
but he can’t build you houses with buckshot in his trousers
and you can’t shoot a male in the tail like a quail
oh you can’t get a man with a gun
a man’s love is mighty
he’ll even buy a nightie
for a gal that he thinks is fun
but they don’t buy pajamas for pistol packin’ mamas
for a man may be hot
but he’s not when hes shot
oh you can’t get a man with a gun

- 1999 broadway cast lyrics

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