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2k12cr – dungeon master lyrics

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you got backstabbed (yup) by my thief hand (what)
cause i got stealth all up in my clan (yup)
strength like an orc (ay), charisma like a bard (sing it)

my stat shake bring the girls to the yard (bring ’em)
cause i got stats on stats on stats (on stats)
need a second character sheet to keep track (keep track)
try to strike me (ha), you’re gonna get smacked (pow)
one hundred dice can’t stop my attack
my chainmail digs ain’t gonna get pierced (nope)
berserkers scared of me cause i’m so fierce (yikes)
primary weapon straight from your nightmares (k!ll it)
plus ten strength pure gold in my ears (bling bling)
maidens know my name in every single town (ladies)
plus i know every single maiden’s nightgown (woo)
that was your girl, let’s throw down (ha)
roll for initiative, bam you’re knocked out (pop, pop)

the ladies in love, they can’t handle it
i’m the dungeon master
my staff so thick, they can’t handle it
i’m the dungeon master
racking up plus ten, they can’t handle it
i’m the dungeon master
sneaking sk!lls, i’m the number one bandit
that’s why i’m such a chick magnet
this gold in my bag, they can’t handle it
i’m the dungeon master
this jewelry on my neck, they can’t handle it
i’m the dungeon master
these zeros in my stats, they can’t handle it
i’m the dungeon master
want my swag, well, you can’t have it
that’s why i’m such a chick magnet

all gold everything in my chest (chest)
six foot shield like a bulletproof vest (brrap)
fake to the east, attack from the west (psych)
instill fear with my family crest (boo)
crew so big we got our own flag (wave it)
gotta spend gold, no room in the bag (money)
you call it inventory, i call it my swag (style)
rob my party, leave in a body bag
there ain’t no quest that my band won’t take (quest it)
more armor than your whole body on my face (legend)
got my first sword from lady of the lake (woo)
picking up girls while you pick your race (hurry up)
busting out spells, spelling bee moderator (rate it)
cast a sneeze spell, and i make a new crater (achoo)
smash your face up (woo), like a potato (mash it)
turn you tail, run, see you later alligator (chomp it up)

the ladies in love, they can’t handle it
i’m the dungeon master
my staff so thick, they can’t handle it
i’m the dungeon master
racking up plus ten, they can’t handle it
i’m the dungeon master
sneaking sk!lls, i’m the number one bandit
that’s why i’m such a chick magnet
this gold in my bag, they can’t handle it
i’m the dungeon master
this jewelry on my neck, they can’t handle it
i’m the dungeon master
these zeros in my stats, they can’t handle it
i’m the dungeon master
want my swag, well, you can’t have it
that’s why i’m such a chick magnet