he’s gonna call up the pizza
h-llo,how can i help you?
i’d like 2 pizzas for me and my ms.we’re gonna eat pizzas
what kind of pizza do you want?
would you like pizza with a little bit of french croissant?
i want pepperoni!
not a phony!
would you like the pepperoni with salt?
or would you want…
the french croissant
i would like the french croissant with a side of mayonnaise
you want mayonnaise?
this is a pizza place!
there’s no mayo in the whole d-mn place!
there’s no mayonnaise in the pizza place
stop talking to me with your little face!
this is a pizza place?i thought it was mario’s pizzeria
why do you sell croissants if you’re a pizza place and not mayonnaise?
this is a pizzeria.how many pizzas do you want from here?
just tell me how many pizzas you want
and please stop being such a little croissant
do you want a croissant?
would you like a side of pepperoni with your croissant?
is that what you want?
do you want salt?
do you want a bit of my salt?
ok,i’m gonna tell you what i want one more time
i want pepperoni pizza with a side of lime
i also want…
with a side of pepperoni
pepperoni pizza with a side of lime and a croissant
with a side of pepperoni pizza
what would you like with your pepperoni?h-llo!
h-llo,bro!what is up?
i asked for the pizza,but you didn’t bring it.why?what’s up?
i brought you a cup
you wanted the croissant
isn’t that what you want?
don’t you want this little french croissant?
or do you want the salt?
just to make that fit
duuude surfer bro,calm down,man!
duuude,you don’t really understand
i asked for the pizza that i paid for online
now you just bring me one lime?
in a cup with some ice?really?
i’m trying to order mexican food over the phone
so now i’m gonna tell you to just go home
wait,this is your home!
i’m gonna go and get drunk