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404 – no homo lyrics

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[intro:]
so a buddy comes up to one day, and says
“yo, you want to go to a movie?”
and i’m like
“yeah, but just one thing… no h-m-!”

[verse 1:]
so i’m at the movies
when this square comes up
b-mps into me, and grazes my d-ck
and i say, “listen here you prick!
you can do all that shit at home on your own
but i simply will not tolerate it in my zone!
i’ll ask one thing of you, pal
is this h-m-?”
and he said to me, “nah, sorry man
i’m just walking to my seat
i got a family to feed”
and i’m like, “sounds pretty h-m- to me
i will ask you again, h-m- or no h-m-?”

[chorus:]
i feel like everywhere i walk
somebody wants to touch my c-ck
i feel so uncomfortable
with all these h-m-sexuals
people call me a bozo
i’m just not a h-m-

[verse 2:]
i went to the park
i just wanted it to be a relaxing day
i sat down on a bench
when suddenly, some guy walks up and asks
“hey man, is that seat taken?”
and i’m like
“what are you trying to get into my -ss or something?”
and he didn’t say anything back
he just gave me a really weird look
wow, what a h-m-

[chorus:]
i feel like everywhere i walk
somebody wants to touch my c-ck
i feel so uncomfortable
with all these h-m-sexuals
people call me a bozo
i’m just not a h-m-

[verse 3:]
i was looking a nice bar
to relax with my friends
all i could find was a place downtown
that seemed to be rather rundown
so i there headed looking for a good time
that’s not what i got
when i walked in
i saw a bunch of shirtless guys
nothing weird about that
one of them came up to me, and said
“hey, after tonight, you’ll be filled with my love”
and i replied
“okay, but first i gotta know
this is gonna be no h-m-?”
and he said
“of course not, if you don’t want it to be”
after that night, my sexuality’s been fully realized
i’m g-y

[chorus:]
i feel like everywhere i walk
somebody wants to avoid my c-ck
i feel so uncomfortable
with all these heterosexuals
people call me a bozo
i’m just not a hetero

[outro:]
no h-m-



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