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7l & esoteric – i hate flying lyrics

[verse 1: esoteric]
you want me to relax on a plane
man, that’s practically insane
every time i fly up convinced we’re goin’ down in flames
see, i p-ssed the security and dealt with all the rubbish
and taking my belt and kicks off and paying 80 bucks for luggage
i got my carry on, i’m ready to fly
like a bird, get my larry on, i’m steppin’ inside
people always in the way they gotta move to the left
there’s the captain with the booze in his breath
i greet the stewardess next
who’s kinda hot but she isn’t my style
just my luck i have a seat between a window and ow
stuck between 2 people i’m a prisoner now
hear behind there this ritalin child, sh-t is wildin’
the woman next to me is betty perfume, heavy southern accent, mixed ?race?
the dude on my left, death breath i suppose
a redneck named ed if i’m judging by his clothes and yo
you think i like that, cuz i don’t pay attention to the flight attendant when she demonstrate the life west
or the oxygen mask, cuz if we’re gonna crash
we all dyin’ and that’s why i hate flyin’

[chorus: sample jay-z: ignorant sh-t]
i can touch down and take off the same night
only thing changed the tail number on the flight

[verse 2: esoteric]
i guess we’re getting in a midnight show [?]
a 9 hour flight with 1 in-flight movie
it’s some chick fl1ck, sisterhood of traveling pants sh-t
i can’t sit still, can’t go to bed, can’t grab my headphones
they’re in the overhead, unless i climb over ed
yo i think i’ll wait for a soda instead
yeah i’ll have a pepsi, the whole can, not a cup of ice
man i’m feeling like i suck at life
and when the turbulence kicks in, my nervous system
makes every little sound sound sickening
sometimes i feel planes are the worst invention
birds and engines don’t mix, sh-t mechanics don’t fix
betty’s sleepin’ and i’m frozen like a mannequin
i take a look around the cabin and n0body’s panickin’
that’s good but weather was safe, can usually be told by the look on the flight attendants face
that’s when i hear a crazy sound as she hits the ground
the redneck looks at me and says: “i think we’re goin’ down”
and now there’s women screamin’, babies cryin’
i’m afraid of dyin’ i hate flyin’

[chorus: sample jay-z: ignorant sh-t]
i can touch down and take off the same night
only thing changed the tail number on the flight

[verse 3: esoteric]
i think ed is right, sh-t, we’re goin’ down
i hope the landing gear is intact
i prepare for impact
i feel my limbs crack, put my head to my knees
got my ears covered up, what the f-ck is goin’ on
i’m holdin’ on
we’re supposed to sail right across
not go out like the oceanic flight from lost
yeah we dive through clouds
beads of sweat dive through my eyebrows
i’m thinkin’: “why now?”
my whole body tenses up, fist clenches up
h-ll or heaven, tell me where will i be endin’ up?
my seats buckled, head’s buried, eyes shut
the captain comes on but everyone’s like: “what?”
cuz you can’t understand, never can
and i think we p-ssed the point of looking for a place to land
this is certain death, i won’t even need a coffin
i won’t bleed a drop and
somebody better tell st. peter i’ll be knockin’
can’t believe this is it, the only option
we gonna blow up, incinerate, and no one’s watchin’
alt-tude droppin’
there’s no stoppin’ this plane
my ears poppin’, its insane
my fear i can’t conceal it, sad i won’t feel it
i’m thinkin’ of my life, my son, my dog, my wife
no no no, n0body’s talkin’? this is it, i’m gonna dieeeee!
welcome to boston

[outro]
we made it!
i can’t believe it!
we made it!
ed! eddie!

i bet they lost my f-ckin’ bags tho

- 7l esoteric lyrics

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