a fucking klondike bar – very intense lyrics
[verse 1]
make a copypasta and then eat a bowl of pasta
slap rastas in the mouth with syrup sauce
four people enter the bar
one of them says “(in) i’m in a steel” and the other one agrees
[bridge]
kiss my wife, kiss my husband
don’t kiss my child, he is cold
[verse 2]
greasy french fry oil that sneezes man fluid
claim they are going to russia but are actually just dreaming
“come back” says the man who got robbed
“i’m a vegan” says some random bystander
[bridge]
kick my wife, kick my husband
i don’t care that much if you kick my child
[verse 3]
search party partnership, sign up now
i need a search party ’cause i lost my cousin
help that (in) ride his bike again
[bridge]
l!ck my wife, l!ck my husband
my child is attempting to murder me
[verse 4]
syrian government is betraying all trust
they gave me a donut when i wanted a cache of weapons
i will invade them for no reason
[bridge]
sh+t my wife, sh+t my husband
my child was made to the beat of rick astley
[verse 5]
drum+drum+drum, i am playing with the boys
their c+ck and b+lls and nuts are bouncing
holy sh+t, i’ve never been so erect
my wife loves pong
[bridge]
pr+ck my wife, pr+ck my husband
publicly execute my child
[verse 6]
get bill cosby’d
get bill cosby’d
get bill cosby’d
holy f+cking d+mnit
[bridge]
(in) my wife, (in) my husband
build a wall between me and my child
[verse 7]
i am the shilling, filling the dill pickle
i smack the (green) faster than when i smack the (purple)
ugly woman man man child gets devoured by a black hole
i destroyed you and you died
[bridge]
rip my wife, rip my husband
completely obliterate my child
[verse 8]
risk your brain is small brain and brain and can reproduce
i’ll shove you up the first line of my life to get you a mushroom
what the h+ll is the only way you know how t is that i could have done
f+ck the game is a good thing to be a d+ck when you get to
[bridge]
clip my wife, clip my husband
brutally decapitate my child
[outro]
oh sh+t, you better run away from my child
my child is gonna f+cking murder me
oh f+ck, oh sh+t, my husband and my wife were murdered
my child is going to k!ll me
oh f+ck, i+ i’m afraid, i’m afraid, i’m scared
do not murder me please, run away from me
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