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a weirdo from memphis – gooseacne lyrics

{aubrey plaza sample}
thanks. this is the best day of my life. i’m k!lling myself tomorrow

[awfm]
i got way too many f+ckin’ problems
you ‘ain’t know?
trick my friends like boy+scouts
make them help me hold my baggage, n+gga
life say “grow the f+ck up”
did i, misplace the memo?
guess when my mind told me eat my veggies
i was slackin’ n+gga
bill collectors knockin’ and knockin’
like “where did he go?”
sorry, but i can’t appear
if you don’t take no iou’s
mailbox looking like sh+tty toilets
about to overflow
but i still won’t check it
(???) blues clues

but i did check profile on tinder
swiped on a chick who was looking right and splender
while my d+ck was getting hard
cos’ i thought i found a winner
she was findin’ out the kid is a law+breaking offender
call 528+cash on my ass
got roided(?) then she sent the swat team to my pad
now the helicopters grounded(?)
and the coppers are surrounded
and i’m barricaded in with a fake (?) lookin’ like
maybe i should make myself a drink
with some bleach?
nah, the sting before i die, i’ll have a tummy ache
maybe i should make a noose
with my dog leash?
sh+t! but then my ass would be hanging out all day
maybe i should take my lucky gun and blow my brains out
yeah, its simple as f+ck
just gotta pull it
open up my mouth, take aim, it’s time to play out
f+ck!
guess i’m living
cos’ this sh+t’s out of bullets
l.o.l

- a weirdo from memphis lyrics

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