adam mcnaughtan – fitba’ crazy lyrics
[verse 1]
you all know my big brother jock
his right name’s johnny shaw
last week he’s joined a fitba’ club
for he’s mad aboot fitba’
he’s got two black eyes already
an’ t++th oot by the root
since jock’s face came in contact wi’
another fella’s boot
[chorus]
‘cos he’s fitba’ crazy!
he’s fitba’ mad!
the fitba’ + it has ta’en away
the wee bit sense he had
an’ it would take a dozen servants
his claes to wash and scrub
since jock became a member o’
that terrible fitba’ club!
[verse 2]
the first game he took part in
i was there mysel’, an’ saw
it twa half bricks for goal posts
an’ a tin can for the ba’
the prince o’ wales was present +
wi’ lords and ladies grand…
oor jock, he got an eggbox
an’ he made a big grand stand!
[chorus]
for he’s fitba’ crazy!
he’s fitba’ mad!
the fitba’ + it has ta’en away
the wee bit sense he had
an’ it would take a dozen servants
his claes to wash and scrub
since jock became a member o’
that terrible fitba’ club!
[verse 3]
o’ all the fitba’ clubs afloat
he swears they are the prime
an’ you ought to hear ‘im bouncin’
about beatin’ record time
they’ve challenged every other side
but nane’ll tak’ them up
since they beat the blin’ asylum
for a leather+plated cup
[chorus]
‘cos he’s fitba’ crazy!
he’s fitba’ mad!
the fitba’ + it has ta’en away
the wee bit sense he had
an’ it would take a dozen servants
his claes to wash and scrub
since jock became a member o’
that terrible fitba’ club!
[verse 4]
his wife, she says she’ll leave him
if he disnae keep
away from playin’ fitba’
at night+time in his sleep
he calls ‘er pat mcgintey
an’ other names sae droll
last night he kicked ‘er oot of bed
and swore it was a goal!
[chorus]
‘cos he’s fitba’ crazy!
he’s fitba’ mad!
the fitba’ + it has ta’en away
the wee bit sense he had
an’ it would tak’ a dozen servants
his claes to wash and scrub
since jock became a member o’
that terrible fitba’ club!
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