adam sandler - cool guy 4 lyrics
-{sean on the phone with a call-girl.}-
sean: what’s your name, baby?
girl #4: desiree.
sean: ohh, what a nice name for a nice girl, such as your self.
girl #4: what’s your name?
-{sean presses ‘play’ b-tton on tape player}-
sean: my name’s sean, i want to get it on.
girl #4: ooh.
sean: you know what i’m talking about, honey, i want to drop some serious loving on you, mama.
girl #4: oh sean, you sound so strong, like you really know what you want.
sean: yeah baby, i’m strong as a bear, i want to wrap my big arm around you,–
girl #4: oh my.
sean: –you want to be spinning around for some more lovin’ i got for you?
girl #4: that’s sounds nice, sean.
sean: you know what else sounds nice, the sound of your clothes slidding off and hitting the floor. that’s music to my ears.
girl #4: i’m already naked, how about you?
sean: well, i’m half way there, baby, just let me slip out of these silky boxer shorts of mine.
girl #4: you must look good you stud, are you hard?
sean: baby, my tally-whacker’s all revved up and ready to go.
girl #4: …”tally-whacker”?
sean: no, no, no… i said the sweet-meat.
girl #4: oh my god.
sean: what?
girl #4: -{to other call girl}- i just heard some f-cking idiot call it a tally-whacker.
-{sean groans}-
call girl #2: -{to girl #4}- your kidding?
girl #4: -{to other call girl}- and his sweet-meat.
call girl #2: -{to girl #4}- that’s so gross.
-{she hangs up}-
sean: no. she did not just f-cking hang up on me for 4 dollars a f-cking minute.
-{hangs up}-
what the f-ck is happening
-{weeping}-
… i’m h-rny, godd-mn it. oh, sh-t. f-cking, this is so un-chill.
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