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adam sandler – cool guy 5 lyrics


-{sean pulling up in his car to a hooker-

girl #5:hey, honey.

sean:s’up baby?looking all smooth, standing on the corner at 3 in the morning and cold, baby?you want to use me as a blanket?

girl #5:i’m just doing my thing.

sean:well, does doing your thing mean your tricky?’cause i’d like to invest some of my hard earned money towards loving you, if you know what i getting at.

girl #5:well, how much you got, big man?

sean:well, i’m willing to drop 50 dollars on your -ss, but there’s a condition going on.

girl #5:what’s that?

sean:you’re going to have to put those lucious lips of yours on… my… slub-a-dub.

girl #5:ooh, i can do that.

sean:you can?

girl #5:mm-hmm.

sean:you mean, you ain’t going make fun of the fact that i called my gizza-gazza a “slub-a-dub”?

girl #5:honey you can call your thing what ever you want to as long as you got 50 bucks.

sean:oh sna– well, alright then here’s the 50 dollars,-{unzips pants- and here’s my flip stick, now start wetting that thing up.

girl #5:-{opens his door- sir, you are under arrest.

-{police car pulls up-

sean:you got to be f-cking with mind here.

girl #5:no, i’m not.

cop:good job denise.we’ll take him from here.

-{cop hand cuffs sean-

sean:what?!?! you going to arrest my -ss for trying to get a ride on my slip ‘n’ slide?f-ck that sh-t.

girl #5:hey honey,when you get to jail, you’re going to be on the other end of a slip ‘n’ slide, and i hope you enjoy yourself.


-{cop throws sean in back of police car-

cop:just get in the back, -sshole.

girl #5:-{from outside- you sick f-ck.

sean:d-mn!!-{crying- this is a bunch of bullsh-t!!!

peeper: p-ss on me.-{also in the back of the police car-


peeper:please, p-ss me.


peeper:just a tinkle.

sean:f-ck that, keep him away from me.


sean:keep this man away from me.