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afrikan boy - one day i went to lidl lyrics

[intro]
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and this is how it went
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[hook]
one day i went to lidl
i went to shoplift in lidl
then i got caught in lidl
now i don’t go back to lidl
one day i went to asda
i went to shoplift in asda
then i got caught in asda
now i don’t go back to asda

one day i went to lidl
i was really, really hungry
i went to shoplift in lidl
’cause i had no money, money
i looked around and no one was looking, looking
so i put some juice in my pocket
and i walked towards the door
as i was walking, walking, walking on the shop-floor
i saw the security guard, he was nigerian, big black hench and raw
so i put my hands in my pocket and i walked towards the door
the security guard said “[?], what do you take me for?”

[verse 2]
one day i went to asda
my breathe was really, really smelly
i went to shoplift in asda
’cause ema didn’t pay me
i put some chicken in my pocket
and i tried to walk out of the door
the security guard said “can i see what’s in your pocket man”
so i emptied out my pocket on the shop-floor
the security guard said “oi mate, why did you take this for?”
so he took me up to his office and made me sign a contract
he even took a photo and told me “never come back”

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