alan menken and howard ashman – i found a hobby lyrics
it started when
a lad of ten
i told my friends
“i’ll meet ya”
at dr blood’s revenge
which was a gruesome horror feature
and when i saw the awesome torture chamber in that fl!ck
i found i got a hard+on
while the other kids got sick
i found a hobby
i found a hobby
out in the lobby
i went insane
a voice inside me
said “kid, you love it”
i think you’re into heavy pain
by thirteen years
i taught my peers
bout’ bondage and submission
gave ill+strated lectures on the spanish inquisition
some boys take dirty books to the john
and give themselves a whack
i did the same with lithographs
of thumbscrews, and the rack
at 22 the time came due
to choose a life’s profession
i struggled hard to think of one
in line with my obsession
i could have been a boxer
or a lawyer, yeah i guess
but no one causes suffering
like a licensed d.d.s
and now my hobby
ain’t just my hobby
no it’s+a my job to make the patients shake with fear
what started out as
a secret pastime
is now my hobby
and my career
[spoken]
say “ahhhh”
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