alaska thunderfuck – the t lyrics
my name is alaska thunderf-ck
and i have something to say…
[verse 1: alaska]
i like black tea, i like black d
i never touched tina, and that’s the t
i know on what’s the t, i said that i don’t drink
so you b-tches probably don’t even know what to think
when you see me in the club gettin’ crunk
acting stupid, getting drunk
i got a hundred problems, drinkin’ ain’t one
i tried to quit drinking but it’s too much fun
i keep it cute and i act my age
and you’re never ever gonna see me drunk on stage
it’s a new dawn, it’s a new age
metallica, turn the page
turn the page, turn the page
chun li; streets of rage
i smashed some pumpkins, rat in a cage
let’s pay women an equal wage
no seriously. what the f-ck
[verse 2: alaska]
now lets talk about my exes
i cheated on sharon with a guy in texas
i’m just kidding he was really in florida
but what the f-ck f-cking rhymes with florida?
we were good together but we’re better apart
and i learned a lot from that broken heart
sharon and chad, i’m happy for you
cerrone the cat i f-cking miss you boo
not every breakup turned out so well
i put a lot of really nice guys through some f-cked up h-ll
but then there was this one guy… girl…
and if you have reddit, you probably know all about this already…
[verse 3: alaska]
this psycho ex got heavy handed
tried to death star my whole f-cking planet
talkin’ sh-t, droppin’ names
screen cappin’, playin’ games
i’ve had it, officially!
the b-tch tried to really really come for me!
he crossed me like the river styx
but the s-x was good cause i like small d-cks…
[verse 4: alaska]
i’m not mad, i’m not pressed
the money’s on the dresser, get dressed
to the twunk -ss messes in the meet and greet
tryna treat a ru girl like a piece of meat
ow! you’re pullin’ my hair, b-tch!
you’re spillin’ my dress b-tch!
you think you’re a fan, but you’re only a mess, b-tch!
real fans? i f-cking love you
i’d lay myself down on the train tracks for you
in fact, i made this f-cking record for you
call me delano, cause i adore you..
[interlude: alaska w/ adore delano vocalizing]
yeah, you. specifically
[verse 5: alaska]
the aaa girls went bankrupt morally
willam met some models and serviced them orally
he’s probably on his way to replace us quick
just like he f-cking did to detox and vic
mich-lle always told me not to f-ck with cliques
mich-lle always told me not to f-ck with cliques!
oh, yeah, that reminds me about that thing
the secret i’ve been hiding like a ding-a-ling
i did some challenges, i won a few
oh, yeah, that’s a thing called all stars 2…
i can’t blame you adore..
they went in really harsh that first day..
and if it had been me in your position, who knows?
i might’ve done the same thing..
[verse 6: alaska]
i’m just lucky, i guess
i feel blessed, but i’m stressed
i wanna be the best, i just wanna be the best
a hundred thousand dollars, it ain’t that much
to f-ck up your mind and all your friends that you trust
i’m sorry coco
i’m sorry tatianna
i’m sorry mom, i wanna smoke some marijuana
and move on, cause it’s all just a game
and it is what it is at the end of the day..