aly and eli – ftj (fuck trader joe’s) lyrics
[intro]
ahahaha
i was walking down aisle 4 looking for a chocolate cookie to munch on, only to find the atrocity known as joe joes. what the f#ck is a joe joe
[verse 1]
f#ck trader joe’s for real
they cannot cut me a deal
i got a banana
they told me $25 just for the peel
f#ck trader joe’s on god
i want me some pasta
i ended up leaving with gmo
free, range kale salsa
[chorus]
f#ck trader joe’s
f#ck trader joe’s
f#ck trader joe’s
f#ck trader joe’s!
f#ck trader joe’s
f#ck trader joe’s
f#ck trader joe’s
f#ck trader joe’s!
what the f#ck is a joe’s o’s
f#cking cheerios, what the f#ck!
[verse 2]
my bank account cannot afford
their cheese f#cking boards
that bree, i just want more
and provolone i’ll eat for sure
their workers are so nice i ain’t joking
it really just feels like they’re boasting
i just shop for the conversations
because of my lack of human relations
[chorus]
f#ck trader joe’s
f#ck trader joe’s
f#ck trader joe’s
f#ck trader joe’s!
f#ck trader joe’s
f#ck trader joe’s
f#ck trader joe’s
f#ck trader joe’s!
[outro]
f#cking joe joe’s
candy cane joe joe’s?
take my money!!!
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