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andy milonakis – penis capades lyrics

[verse 1]
smokin’ a golden rap, eatin’ alaskan trail mix
that’s raisins, peanuts, and shriveled up whale d-cks
zero milligrams of cholesterol
the beverly center is not a mall
it’s a haven for cliff clavin, nah, just fakin’
i said it cuz’ it rhymes real good
it’s a spot for rich c-m sl-ts in hollywood
a beverly hills who that clever with me
cause i like oxys, and vicos, but xannies give me chills
i’m sick of wack b-tches who i’m through bein’ nice
i wanna three b-tches, twice, with lice, a nice
and now you got frozen mouse p-ssy disease, p-ssy disease
mickey mouse ice capades between ya’ knees
or should i say p-ssy capades, p-ssy capades
i like that better, p-ssy capades!

[chorus]
p-ssy, p-ssy capades, p-ssy capades
pu-p-ssy, p-ssy capades, p-ssy capades
p-ssy, p-ssy capades, p-ssy capades
pu-p-ssy, p-ssy capades, p-ssy capades

[verse 2]
rockin’ a cosby sweater with a beretta
got a v for vendetta, or v for v-g-n-
go to j-pan and f-ck a b-tch from china
go to china, f-ck a b-tch from j-pan
if a chick talk sh-t, hit the b-tch with a pan
say “cook my sh-t b-tch, cook my sh-t!”
“you a big jack sl-t, so cook my sh-t!”
and if you got beef, i’ll f-ck your mother in the t–th
i think i love her when she queefs, but i’m not too sure
one time i jerked off to a hot jew wh0r-
went to the ice cream store to find the right flavor
stick my c-ck and b-lls in and said “see ya’ later”
i brought new life to [?] and cream
my p-n-s was colder than a skating team
or should i say p-n-s capades, p-n-s capades
yeah i like that better, p-n-s capades!

[chorus]
p-n-s, p-n-s capades, p-n-s capades
pe-p-n-s, p-n-s capades, p-n-s capades
p-n-s, p-n-s capades, p-n-s capades
pe-p-n-s, p-n-s capades, p-n-s capades

p-ssy, p-ssy capades, p-ssy capades
pu-p-ssy, p-ssy capades, p-ssy capades
p-n-s, p-n-s capades, p-n-s capades
pe-p-n-s, p-n-s capades, p-n-s capades

- andy milonakis lyrics

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