anita oday – to keep my love alive lyrics
i’ve been married and married and often i’ve sighed
i’m never a bridesmaid, i’m always the bride
i never divorced them, i hadn’t the heart
yet remember these sweet words, “till death do us part”
i married many men, a ton of them
because i was untrue to none of them
because i b-mped off every one of them
to keep my love alive
sir paul was a frail, he looked a wreck to me
at night he was a horse’s neck to me
so i performed an appendectomy
to keep my love alive
sir thomas had insomnia, he couldn’t sleep at night
i bought a little -rs-nic, he’s sleeping now all right
sir philip played the harp, i cussed the thing
i crowned him with his harp to bust the thing
and now he plays where harps are just the thing
to keep my love alive, to keep my love alive
i thought sir george had possibilities
but his flirtations made me ill at ease
and when i’m ill at ease, i kill at ease
to keep my love alive
sir charles came from a sanatorium
and yelled for drinks in my emporium
i mixed one drink, he’s in memoriam
to keep my love alive
sir francis was a singing bird, a nightingale was he
i tossed him off my balcony to see if he could fly flee
sir athelstane indulged in fratricide
he killed his dad and that was patricide
one night i stabbed him by my mattress side
to keep my love alive, to keep my love alive
had to do it, aha
right now
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