anthony jeselnik – suicide chunk lyrics
one thing i’ve learned in all my years of doing stand up comedy is that people get really upset, audiences really upset if i ever try to tell a joke about suicide, so because of that, here are four jokes about suicide. that’s appropriate. got an uh, got a long history of suicide in my family++ the good news is that it skips a generation, so if i’m lucky my kids will do it. i’ll never forget my sister ashley tried to k!ll herself last year++ by throwing herself off a cliff, which is awful. i’m actually the one who found her and had to drive her to the cliff. when i was a kid, my uncle, tom k!lled himself, i remember that cause the family actually tried to cover it up. make it look like he accidentally shot himself playing regular roulette. no one, no one was fooled, it just didn’t work. but i think the worst was probably my cousin ty, who k!lled himself a couple of years ago. that was hard because he was just a little bit older than me, i would go to him for advice, and he was great with it too, whether i was asking about school or girls or just life in general. he’d always said the same thing, he’d say anthony k!ll yourself. i miss that guy
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