arne fogel & the cookhouse players – sven ivan o’myron wisnewski lyrics
he measures seventy+five at the shoulders
but only twenty+two at the hip
he stole my girl from me
at the annual northeast tea
and armwrestling championship
he’s sven ivan o’myron wisnewski
he’s the champ of the northeast side
oh, he stood on one leg
and he chugged a whole keg
while drawin’ my girl to his side
now i’m just a guy from edina
who was takin’ his girl for a ride
now ain’t it a shame
that she was fair game
for this guy from the northeast side
now i’ll have to arm+wrestle wisnewski
and i’ll give him all that i’ve got
and i’ll pretend that she
is really cheerin’ for me
here on mayslack’s parking lot
he’s sven ivan o’myron wisnewski
he’s the champ of the northeast side
oh, he stood on one leg
and he chugged a whole keg
while rippin’ my arm from my side
they’re coming from elsie’s and litske’s
from both sides of broadway to see
sven ivan get hitched
and the guy who was ditched
well guess where he’s gonna be
i’m playin’ the organ next sunday
when my best girl marries that jerk
i won’t play very long
just one half of my song
’cause my left hand is all that will work
he’s sven ivan o’myron wisnewski
he’s the champ of the northeast side
oh, he stood on one leg
and he chugged a whole keg
while takin’ my girl for his bride
he’s sven ivan o’myron wisnewski
(oh, that tiger, oh that tiger)
he’s the champ of the northeast side
(oh, that tiger, oh that tiger)
oh, he stood on one leg
(oh, that tiger)
and he chugged a whole keg
(oh, that tiger)
while takin’ my girl for his bride
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