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asdddddasd - real shit x256 lyrics

[intro]
i’m bout to spit–i’m bout to spit some real sh-t. yo. listen up. check it. you can’t handle it but you can try i guess, but you can’t handle it

[verse 1]
if the earth is round why don’t we call it cearthcle
think about it
if sp-ce exists why can’t i see it
if couch and orange doesn’t rhyme, how come i just did rhyme’em
if evolution is real why does your mom look like a monkey?
if religion is fake why is the author credit given to god?
my brother told me the world was gonna roll me
now he’s dead with thirty five and a half bullets in his head
when life gives you lemons make lemonade
okay fine, i’ll rhyme just leave me alone. tryna make a song, okay?
why is a television easier turning on than woman
do you want to enlarge your p-n-s for 5,99 a month?
if gandhi is the president why is he not alive?
if i die today vultures wouldn’t see me

[ad-lib]
they’re probably at a dessert looking for people to eat. (i meant desert i’m sorry)
i feel sad for them, i’m already dead i mean, they would eat me right, i mean i’m dead and like vultures eat like human stuff so i think it’d be cool if they ate me if i was dead today but i’m not so this hypothetical stuff probably doesn’t really workout but anyways
[gibberish]

[hook]
yo real sh-t!
yo real sh-t!
yo real sh-t!
yo real sh-t!
yo real sh-t!
yo real sh-t!
yo real sh-t!
real sh-t yo!
sh-t yo real!
real real oh sh-t no!
yo real sh-t yo!
real oh yo sh-t!
sh-t yo real!
real yo sh-t!
yea

[verse 2]
but you know what’s the realist sh-t?
worth 2 quid
by the way with conversion rates it’s a lot
the realist sh-t is!!!
me n-word!
obviously!
i can even say that word because
they don’t notice me in my blackface
nor my corset or my newly done hair
i mean c’mon i just did that sh-t for you man, c’mon
i pop hoes and f-ck pills
got two guns named shooty and tooty
so don’t mess with me
or i’ll sing while yawning
it goes something like:
i messed up my vocal chords i think
it hurts. i don’t wanna be a gangsta, help me
shut the f-ck up c-nt!
okay i’m sorry
help me please

[hook]
yo real sh-t!
yo real sh-t!
yo wheelchair!
yo wheelchair!
yo real sh-t!
yo real sh-t!
yo real sh-t!
yo real sh-t!
yo wheelchair!
yo real sh-t!
real sh-t yo!
sh-t yo real!
real yo sh-t!
sh-t your wheelchair for the old grandmas and uuh’s and pa’s
and like-uhh single and celibate and virgin gramps to!
’cause i’m considerate about you!
yo real sh-t!
yo real sh-t!

yo-uhh this is f-cking stupid, i hate myself now

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