avrg – please lyrics
[intro: avrg & girlfriend]
did you just check out her -ss?
wh-what are you talking about?
did you just check out her -ss?
babe are you serious? come on
did you just check out her -ss?
umm…well l-look! i didn’t mean to do it!
aww sh-t… please don’t be mad!
[chorus]
please don’t be mad hun!
please don’t be mad hun!
please don’t be mad hun!
[verse 1]
okay i’m pretty f-cked right now, i don’t know what to say
i’ve been checkin’ out -ss since the 7th grade, okay? (okay okay)
this sh-t is unitentional
it’s ingrained into my mental
she looks at me like i’m crazy
like what the f-ck you doin’ joel?
we all sinners baby no one’s an angel
stop looking at me like a freak
i’m not, a mole a mole a mole!
i can’t control, i’m not tryin’ to be objectifying!
i tell myself don’t look (don’t look)
but that -ss, i’d be lyin’
pinocchio, gettin’ bigger my woods erectifyin’
i’m not the only animal, we know this jungle’s full of lions
i’m not tryin’ to look, it’s evolution b-tch
why don’t you read a book
wait
if evolution is the reason why i wanna procreate
and i’m checking her out because i wanna procreate
then uh, oh!
evolution’s gotta be the solution!
[chorus]
please don’t be mad hun!
please don’t be mad hun!
please don’t be mad hun!
[verse 2]
look at you yellin’, you lost control
i ain’t tryin to f-ck, i’m on booty patrol
(ey, ey, ey, ey, ey, ey, ey, ey)
you’re the mad king, i’m not c-c-c-c-c-c-cray
like king kendrick said, it’s in our dna
do you see it bae?
yeah i’m not lookin’ to slay (no way)
but look at them -ss cheeks (yup)
that post was mad fleek (okay)
i saw you post a b-tt photo, i think that was last week
you think i didn’t know? (i didn’t know)
i’m not full of sh-t, we all the -ssh0l-s!
[interlude]
i saw you judgin’ girls on the bachelor last week
“oh she’s not good enough for him”
she was beautiful she totally deserved a rose
look, i-i just, i feel like you shouldn’t be mad
(please, please, please, please)
[chorus]
please don’t be mad hun!
please don’t be mad hun!
please don’t be mad hun!
[outro: avrg & girlfriend]
f-ck you joel
if otter’s can mate for life, and sleep holding each other
then so can we, -ssh0l-!
hey, look
i can be a better well trained animal
i can unfollow that girl you don’t like on instagram
i can unfollow barstool also
(f-ck those women are so quality)
okay look
i just can’t give up p-rn okay?
like i’ve just known it since middle school
and we’ve been dating for like, a year or so
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