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awesomepigse7en – team tub vs. team shower lyrics

[intro]
epic rap splatfests of victory!
team tub! versus! team shower! begin!

[verse 1: pearl]
come on, the best option is to take a bath
it’s fun and it’s functional, do the freaking math
unless you wanna take the more boring path
in that case, you’ll face my soapy bubble water wrath
call me mc splash, ’cause you’re going down the drain
soaking up a victory with every refrain
grab my sponge and soap and go scrub a dub dub
take it from me, it’s better if ya side with the tub

[verse 2: marina]
well, if you ask me, i’d rather take a shower
it’s easy and efficient and it doesn’t waste an hour
plus all the best thoughts come out in that booth
to tell you the truth, tubs are pretty uncouth
ever fallen in a bathtub? it really hurts
tubs are naturally disasters, call me miss bill wurtz
keep your toys, i got this stylish shower cap
i’m steaming ahead while you’re taking a nap

[verse 3: pearl]
whoa, first off, don’t diss my rubber duck
and second of all, dude, showers really suck
they’re cramped, they cost a lot, and they don’t allow bubbles
if you think showers rock, then i’ve reduced them to rubble
alright, team shower, gonna make a confession
showers are basically a symbol of depression
don’t be shocked, looks like your brain’s still processin’
you got schooled, hope you learned your lesson

[verse 4: marina]
no bubbles? wow that’s porce-lame
stop playing with ducks and get your head in the game
people in tubs seem to feel lots of wrath
why do you think it’s called “go commit toaster bath”
better cower to the shower, cause we got all the power
all that wasted h2o could be poured on your flowers
tubs waste so much water it’s not even funny
now go dry off before your nose gets all runny (ew)

[outro]
who won? what’s next? you decide!
epic rap splatfests of victory!

- awesomepigse7en lyrics

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