aznromeo – asian holiday | lil nas x – holiday (asian parody) lyrics
[intro]
duma
[chorus]
ay, it’s a holiday
i got rice, egg roll and two dollar hoes yeah
but, i gotta study
ain’t got no time to get laid, man i’d rather get good grades yeah
i can’t even open my eyes
and i don’t know why, guess it’s okay to drive now
oh sh+t, i hit something in the way, oh it’s just a dog
that’s a free meal today
[verse]
ay, k+pop is sh+t
vietnam is number one, my voice will make you come yeah
hoes all want my banh mi thit
i got the biggest dim sum, f+ck the fork, sis, i don’t need ‘em
[pre+chorus]
yo muda sliding in my dms
b+tch, i ain’t no weeb but imma attack her titans
passing all the test with no calc, b+tch i’m asian
teehee, i’m bad as kim jong+il’s son
du ma may
[chorus]
ay, it’s a holiday
i got rice, egg roll and two dollar hoes yeah
but, i gotta study
ain’t got no time to get laid, man i’d rather get good grades yeah
i can’t even open my eyes
and i don’t know why, guess it’s okay to drive now
oh sh+t, i hit something in the way, oh it’s just a dog
that’s a free meal today
[verse]
man, i snuck into the wall like a mongolian
to track this stupid mudaf+ka from nickelodeon
like somebody, jake paul is still the g+y
he the mudaf+king clown, stupid ‘merican
du ma may
they tried to shoot me, but i have lag, see
ay, no flex, but my ak is legendary
and they can’t find me, and everybody
gangsta until they hear the trees speak
[pre+chorus]
yo muda sliding in my dms
b+tch, i ain’t no weeb but imma attack her titans
passing all the test with no calc, b+tch i’m asian
teehee, i’m bad as kim jong+il’s son
du ma may
[chorus]
ay, it’s a holiday
i got rice, egg roll and two dollar hoes yeah
but, i gotta study
ain’t got no time to get laid, man i’d rather get good grades yeah
i can’t even open my eyes
and i don’t know why, guess it’s okay to drive now
oh sh+t, i hit something in the way, oh it’s just a dog
that’s a free meal today
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