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adam sandler – cool guy 4 lyrics


-{sean on the phone with a call-girl.}-

sean: what’s your name, baby?

girl #4: desiree.

sean: ohh, what a nice name for a nice girl, such as your self.

girl #4: what’s your name?

-{sean presses ‘play’ b-tton on tape player}-

sean: my name’s sean, i want to get it on.

girl #4: ooh.

sean: you know what i’m talking about, honey, i want to drop some serious loving on you, mama.

girl #4: oh sean, you sound so strong, like you really know what you want.

sean: yeah baby, i’m strong as a bear, i want to wrap my big arm around you,–

girl #4: oh my.

sean: –you want to be spinning around for some more lovin’ i got for you?

girl #4: that’s sounds nice, sean.

sean: you know what else sounds nice, the sound of your clothes slidding off and hitting the floor. that’s music to my ears.

girl #4: i’m already naked, how about you?

sean: well, i’m half way there, baby, just let me slip out of these silky boxer shorts of mine.

girl #4: you must look good you stud, are you hard?

sean: baby, my tally-whacker’s all revved up and ready to go.

girl #4: …”tally-whacker”?

sean: no, no, no… i said the sweet-meat.

girl #4: oh my god.

sean: what?

girl #4: -{to other call girl}- i just heard some f-cking idiot call it a tally-whacker.

-{sean groans}-

call girl #2: -{to girl #4}- your kidding?

girl #4: -{to other call girl}- and his sweet-meat.

call girl #2: -{to girl #4}- that’s so gross.

-{she hangs up}-

sean: no. she did not just f-cking hang up on me for 4 dollars a f-cking minute.

-{hangs up}-

what the f-ck is happening


… i’m h-rny, godd-mn it. oh, sh-t. f-cking, this is so un-chill.

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