b.a.johnston – your roommate’s a couchetard lyrics
is it six or seven am?
i don’t know
i don’t know
and i’m just so so tired and messed up
and it’s time
to give up the ghost
your roommate never moves!
she’s like that x+men villain
the juggernaut
i thought that we would
get to make out
but now i see that
definitely not
and as i walk home
my failure is a
a stinky cologne
but then you call me up later on
how i pray that
your roommate’s not home
so i ring your doorbell
hoping that tonight, lord
might be the night
but then your roommate answers the door
i’m so sad that i might cry
so then i pack her
her tenth consecutivе
bong hit
and i think i could just wait
this b+tch out
if she would
just smoke it
but she’s likе the demon daughter
demon demon demon daughter of marriage
between the hippies
cheech and chong
and i wake up
so stoned
passed out on
your front lawn
and as i walk home
girls on skateboards
they glide by
they glide by
looking like modern day
“pegasus” is plural form
not “pegasi”
am i really thinking about greek mythology
instead of making out with you?
worse, i’m thinking about greek mythology
and grammar
instead of making out with you
your roommates a couche tard
oh she likes to stay up late
your roommates a couche tard
she won’t let me get to first base
a dépanneur!
a dépanneur!
your roommates a couche skiddly+bop tard
couche tard
skiddly+bop tard
couche tard
skiddly+bop tard
couche tard
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