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b. hopt – dimitri in the v.i.p. lyrics

roll up to the club i dont need id
no cover tonight so we’re gettin in free
walk up to the bar check for the specials
two dollar night man they must be mental
me and my boy take a lap around
find a twenty dollar bill on the ground
go up to some ladies ask if they want a shot
you gotta pay for yours this is all i got
she says “are you serious why even ask”
i heard buying shots can get you some -ss
they appreciate the honestly but still call us dumb
whatever b-tch you suck like a thumb
f-ck this sh-t wheres at the vip section
hit up the vending machine incase i need protection
the ruff ryders say you won’t feel sh-t
but im gonna be drunk and so is my d-ck
head over on to the vip chairs
it all says reserved but we dont care
waitress asks if we want to get a bottle
we just found a twenty lets go full throttle
she said its about three hundred for some goose
d-mn if i was a kid i call in for child abuse
what else you got let me see that list
we see dimitri vodka and pump our fists
because dv is the mother f-ckin best
mix it with mondo and forget all the rest

(chorus)
we’re drinkin dimitri in the vip section
mix it with mondo for a love connection
we look like real special f-ckin people
we’re big time now b-tch just like vin diesel

the bottles almost empty we need some more
take the bottle from the table next to us, score
now those girls are lookin at us like we the best
dj khaled ain’t in this club so guess whos next
go back up ask if they wanna f-ckin party
they ask if we got a bottle of barcardi
na baby we dont got that lame -ss sh-t
we got dimitri vodka have you heard of it
they say “f-ck no but it sounds real nice”
i said your right but we’re all outta ice
so we’re drinkin this vodka its real f-ckin warm
but dimitri and mondo’s like a perfect storm
that sh-t together and its a lethal combination
gonna wrap the d-ck tight tonight mummification
because on a scale of one to ten this chick is a penny
if we were to guess her s-x number i’d say not many
because my bodies lookin like a wonderland tonight
hers is looks like she was in a dumpstercan fight
but i dont care because i haven’t gotten any in awhile
even if she looks like michael clark duncan from green mile
i have no brain tonight something even zombies lag
im so desperate tonight i’d f-ck an abercrombie bag

(chorus)
we’re still drinkin dimitri in the vip section
mix it with mondo for a perfect love connection
these girls think we’re some special f-ckin people
hope they dont see the bill and see we’re cheap though

time to leave this bar because we’re drunk as f-ck
after hours at my place thats whats up
gonna take a cab because i live on the northside
avoid all the traffic so we take lake sh0r- drive
we get to my place and i reach in my pocket
pull out a ball of lint her eyes pop out the socket
“are you kidding me you have money for the tonights cab”
i said come on you drank dimitri all night on my tab
she paid for the cab and then we proceeded inside
i tried to hold her hand on the way in but got denied
told her we gotta be quiet after i close the door
and we might need to make a bed on the floor
she said “i thought this party was at your place”
then we walked in shoulda seen the look on her face
this ain’t my place and i still live with mom and dad
but that dont mean we can’t get on the floor and act bad
she starts screamin and yelling like its a f-ckin joke
i said stop being so loud before you wake up my folks
she thought i was rich because i was sittin in the vip
guess she didn’t know its only eight bucks for dimitri

dimitri plus mondo equals the sh-t
if dimitri were a dude i’d suck his d-ck
that sh-t together is the perfect combintion
dimitri and mondo is a mouths vacation

- b hopt lyrics

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