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balls official music group – balls original the ipiss cypher lyrics

[verse 1: fnaflover420]
p+ssy talented, it do shartwheels
p+ssy talented, it do algebra
a squared plus b squared equals this d+ck
my fourth grade teacher was kinda thick
just got an email with a picture of a weenie
make that nut disappear, feel like i’m houdini
stretch your [?] like that nsfw art of linguini
d+ck built like [?], look like a zucchini
feel like a jawa the way i hit this [?]
i’m putting tinfoil in the f+cking microwave
turning my kitchen into a festival rave
don’t gotta buy christmas lights, that’s how i save
told my mom don’t catch me misbehaving
she gon’ take away my chicky nuggies
she gon’ take away my maccy cheesy
oh f+ck, b+tch, not the choccy milk
i’m soaking my appy slices in lean
i don’t wash my d+ck, my foreskin ain’t clean
i got all these crabs, i feel like eugene
preheat and gobble that v+g+n+ like a lean cuisine
she say that i’m stupid, she correct
my peepee is flaccid, it is not erect
you do not have any bands, i double checked
beat up a four year old, call that child neglect
i’m gonna shove your f+cking head into the [?] electric meat grinder, home sausage maker, meats mincer, food grinding, mincing [?] machine for homemade kitchen tools
dropped outta school
but i’m feeling like the princ+p+l the way i make the rules
call me sofadoggy the way i f+cking suck at pool
[verse 2: kmoe]
i just got kicked out of b+lls for being too cool
i just got kicked out the ymca ’cause i peed in the swimming pool
playing angry birds 2 on my iphone 4s
got big hairy asscheeks, it’s like a thorax
your dad smell like root beer
my p+n+s got the consistency of a soft pretzel
i just robbed a starbucks at gunpoint and stole all of the gift cards
and now i have so much money at starbucks
in hindsight, i probably should’ve gone for the register ’cause then i could buy more expensive things
i got a travvy patty, double patty
i feel like bubble baths from spongebob the way there’s no pickles
call me mr kale, ’cause that’s like, my name
i went to a kfc drive+through and said put the money in the bank
what’s your favorite despicable me movie

[verse 3: funeral]
came with that b+tch like
yeah, fart on that b+tch like
gawk on that b+tch like
i just shart on that b+tch like
i just f+cked james charles so he let me call him jamie
bad b+tch p+ss in my mouth like she had to pay me
i just f+cked james charles, i think that was the g+y me
i just watched g+y p+rn, now the whole [?] hate me
[verse 4: abstrekt]
put my d+ck in the grill and it look like a hot dog
people saying they top dog but they need to get some top, dog
i am so awesome
tw slash slash happy relationship
this is the worst day ever, found out pokimane is a piece of sh+t
he thought it was bad weed but i sold him a literal piece of sh+t
and i have his girl sucking on my p+n+s d+ck
i beat him to the ground and now he’s not breathing
the way this choppa fat you know that it’s eating
the way this choppa drink you know that it’s peeing
[?] but she’s literally peeing
this percy wercy got me itchy witchy
this percy wercy got me itchy witchy
suck my t+st+cl+s, now your b+tch is with me
just poured up some [?] in a coke zero

[verse 5: sofadoggy]
[?] skeleton from home depot
[?] skeleton from home depot
i wanna buy the skeleton from home depot
i’m gonna put him on my lawn
i’m in the crib eating cheez+its
wait no these are cheese nips
[?] spiderman 3
sandman is so scary
i put an xbox game in the ps5
i invented the playstation 365
i go on rhymezone and am cl!cking new rhyme
made a bomb threat and had to pay a fine
i’m not bad at ball, gohanna’s just a b+tch
i put my dog inside of my mini fridge
my dog froze to death, rip my dog
he probably would have not died if he was a frog
[verse 6: g+yrat]
i am coming out of the closet with an ak+47
transphobes in my mentions going to [?] 47
i did not think this through, what rhymes with 47
god d+mn it, 47
and i do not give a f+ck what your aunt said on facebook
she can catch these hands or a [?] off of a phone book
pray to god it knocks her out, i don’t wanna get my hands dirty
if one more person calls me a man then i will f+cking murder them
god d+mn it, i am p+ssing everywhere
if you say transphobic sh+t, i’ll p+ss inside your f+cking hair
someone please call the paramedics, i cannot stop p+ssing everywhere
i am very sorry for p+ssing inside of your brand new chair

[verse 7: copmurderer]
you better hit that nae nae before you get a whoopin
call me fnaflover the way i get the [?]
i know your momma built like an easy bake oven
don’t lie to me bro, i know it
just found out the man that murdered my uncle’s name is oliver
i’m ’bout to leak nle choppa’s address
on god bro they ’bout to put me under house arrest
really ’bout to murder somebody’s grandma [?]
bro, [?]

[verse 8: savepoint]
i just smoked a gram of mid out of a mousepad
i’m moving inside of your walls like a mousepad
i’m talking about your house, not your v+g+n+
i’ve never been committed enough in a relationship to get to that point
i listen to joji
where all of the hoes at, screaming into the void is getting lonely
hobo johnson the way i look like i haven’t showered in months
down bad, really bad, smoking steve job’s blunts
i [?] to the jump, now i’m starting a business
drugs in my mac, hope the blues didn’t witness
tired of talk, got my glock for your fitness
wire my c+ck with a bomb on a dipsh+t
fred figgleh+rn the way my dad is john cena
i haven’t seen him in months
got some peanut b+tter crackers method, tap in
light up keyboard and two monitors, still getting head method, tap in
left my stove on and now i’m committing insurance fraud
there is nothing left but an xl condom for my magnum dong
my family is gone
i just lost my f+cking car off of the highway
land on the clipping barrier the government forgot to take out
deaths f+cked up and gave me unlimited lives
please dear god i’m just looking for a way out
dudes get they first jetpack and start acting different
found a 15 year old pair of shorts i accidentally p+ssed in
i was really embarrassed so i hid them
if you laugh at me, i’ll knock your f+cking block off, piston
i do not need b+tches, i need help
my tinder profile has a one star review on yelp
got my flow, that sh+t diet dr [?]
i am drake’s ghostwriter

[skit: mewatonin]
hi, welcome to your interview for the company apple incorporated
please take a seat
what was your name again?
oh, thank you. my name is steven handjob
oh, well, mr handjob, i gotta ask you
do you f+ck?
what?
do you f+ck?
um, i mean… i guess
good, good, ’cause we’re gonna need somebody to f+ck over our customers
how long is steven handjob’s c+ck, eh? are you gonna tell me?
uh yeah, yeah
solid 3 incher with the circumference of one big f+cking d+ck
oh, really? yeah
bro, that sounds like a f+cking deal
now get on your knees you little b+tch
you can tell me anything, steve
i’m gonna drop the ipod and reveal it and no one will mess with apple now
that’s right tim, now don’t tell me i don’t f+ck
’cause i f+cked you pretty hard, didn’t i

[verse 9: ascii]
they say i’m a capper
i just had s+x with your brother and i make his back hurt
no kidding, i’m kidding
please get it out my mouth, i cannot stop spitting
i just got robbed by a milf
put that on my momma and a 100 dollar bill
2 dollars, 3 dollars, 5 dollars
i wish she would pull me around with a dog collar
your mom called, she said hi
she started to moan and said+ what?
then she came everywhere
i meant to say she called me a good guy
i just f+cked your mom
i just f+cked your mom
i think i just f+cked your mom

[verse 8: aaron kusnier]
ay, i just p+ssed on this walmart
look at me, i got so many bands like a robber
you better stop the talking ’cause i will make you shut the f+ck up
you smell so f+cking bad, have you taken a shower
i’m on the xbox live, let’s do this
[?] i ask him why
you better get your bands up or i’m gonna take them
i got so many monies from your tax evasion (that was so funny)
i’ma take some time to work on myself
too many angry bird games sitting on my shelf
my favorite movie right now is probably spider+guy into the spiderman
[?], did i ask you man?
oh, that+ that sucked
if i hit you with my car it’ll probably take the wheels off
i’m gonna watch the mini movie on my leapfrog laptop
this verse went nowhere because i’m literally peeing on the floor

{verse 9: oddyssi]
i am racist, no i’m not
which will you believe
i got aids, and i have too many [?]
i’m stealing money from ezra’s onlyfans account
ezra, if you hear this, i’m so sorry, i’m just broke
i’m not actually racist
i just shot a baby
i am not allowed in the state of virginia
they won’t let me into the public library
i’m so depressed
not because of the library thing, i think i just am genuinely really sad
i don’t know why everyone won’t, like, talk to me
kinda feels like everyone’s been going away from me
i just sh+t my pants
[?] said he needs new pants
i’m getting green like a creeper
i’ma whip out a [?] when i see her
assault this woman
why did i say that

{verse 10: undertalefan1994]
i know i just got here but can you please show me where the bathroom is
i’ve been holding it this whole trip and i really need to take a whiz
i brought some coke and you can have it, ple+ where is the bathroom
i’m going to start p+ssing on the floor
okay, you asked for it
i am p+ssing on your floor
my name is undertalefan1994 and i love to have s+x with wh0res
did anyone bring coke to this party?
oh wait, i did
okay, i’m gonna do some coke
i’ll be in the bedroom with my shirt off, if anyone needs me
actually just don’t come in there ’cause i’m probably gonna be doing a lot of coke
and i don’t wanna accidentally s+xually harass someone
i just broke out of the window
i just broke into a car through the window
i just hotwired the car and am now driving down the highway while i’m on cocaine
i crashed and now i’m dead

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