beerhawks – f**tasy f**tball problems lyrics
[hook: franchise + worldpup]
a lot of bad teams got some f-ckin problems
shap attack, he got some f-ckin problems
griffin’s knee, that’s a f-ckin problem
c-ckmonsters, got some f-ckin problems
your league fees that’s a f-ckin problem
jagerbombers got a ton of problems
still at the bottom of the league, that’s a f-ckin problem
change your whole strategy, maybe that’ll solve it
[verse 1: worldpup]
hold up fellas, listen up
swipe right swipe right my team’s too hot
trade for lynch and the rich get richer
while you’re looking insecure in that playoff picture
worldpup get like me
drink my team in like your sipping on pb
this is what you get when you draft your own team
locking up the soon to be mvp
going deep likes he’s in a port-o-john amazing, ship’s are elis but:
p-ssing yards, touchdowns, qb rating, completion %, interceptions, and wins are peyton’s
goldy’s in last so long should be paying rent
your team’s such a mess you should call them the cowboys tent
shap attack coming at you like a whiffle bat
talkin no smack, why’s that? like his name is jack
and that’s that, you’re just in line to get tossed
make like ray bans at nashville north and get lost
beast
[hook: franchise + worldpup]
a lot of bad teams got some f-ckin problems
primetime, they got some f-ckin problems
the giants really suck, that’s a f-ckin problem
monkey rodeo, you got some f-ckin problems
your team name, it’s a f-ckin problem
cowboys, all you got it problems
you don’t have a d in, that’s a f-ckin problem
you can probably go ahead and solve it
[verse 2: pittsnogles]
break new ground like my name knowshon
go downtown, second biggest johnson
in the league on the court moves smooth like lotion
only player under six rockin olajuwon
here, let’s play a guessing game, guessing game
you won, then nothing was the same, was the same
look like your favourite rapper, makes me sad
cause no one ever asks, “hey, aren’t you shad?”
my friends don’t say “we love sam,” just, “f-ck drake”
and my cunning linguist sk!lls take the cake
fifty-six for richardson, a kick in the v-g-n-
double-ds in the bed but none in the lineup
only in jeopardy!, category: history
how’d you win the league. what is a mystery?
before and after, nevermore
dream shake you to your very core
beast
[hook: franchise + worldpup]
a lot of bad teams got some f-ckin problems
philly beagles, they got some f-ckin problems
bilail powell, that’s a f-ckin problem
kendogg, he got some f-ckin problems
cincinnati’s d, that’s your only problem
the simple sheldons’ got too many problems
if drafting a real team is your f-cking problem
change your whole strategy, maybe that’ll solve it
[verse 3: franchise]
ya bro, see you in the finale
then i’ll take another belt back to my shed in the alley
west coast teams dominating the east
got andrew this weak and dude your team is week
pet-te like you and nikhil at the nudist beach
you’re philly cheese steak, i’m alberta beef
i could beat you dan together, in my sleep
phillip rivers vs. the wrong way down the creek
jordy nelson on my line, jones on my line
the irony i play em at the same d-mn time
one part whiskey, one part cr-p
add an umbrella, call it a simple jack
franchise – i’m the best by far
aka so good get kicked out the bar
halle mary
haillujah
go deep, i’ll get it to ya
beast
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