big hamus – technology employment contract lyrics
yo, welcome to the company, dawg
we’re so excited to have you here today
welcome to this, uhh, apple
welcome to apple
we’re here at apple today
i don’t know what this song is or if it even counts as a song
so i think i should sing
“go buy an iphone”
“go buy a apple watch”
“a macbook, or an ipad”
welcome to, technology
let me, make your ears bleed
woo
now were gonna have some talk
my name is steve mobs
and i did apple, or something like that
wait, what’s my linе again?
oh i made apple? oh, i’m stevе jobs?
i thought you said i was, uhh, steve mobs
what do you mean i’m an idiot?
no, n+no, you misunderstand
i+i just misheard you, don’t call me an idiot
okay, we’ll go back to the song, everybody
steve jobs
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
yeah, alright
[gibberish]
i don’t know
euw
i got, we got, technologies here at our company
welcome to our company
we care about you, so you help you, to help yourself, to help me
it’s a pyramid, call it a scheme
just kidding
but yes, we are kidding
definitely kidding, 100% kidding
everybody knows
what?
[?]
oh, i’m making the worst album possible
[?]
pff, it’s a 4+minute song, yeah
uh, skrrrt, boom
and that’s our company
would you like to work here?
uhh, uhh, uhh, um, fine
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