bigdobbie – iii. wacky game show lyrics
[game show music]
h+llo everyone! welcome to the wackiest game show on the planet
one million dollars or no million dollars!
please hold your applause, i know i’m too stunning for the screen!
[canned laughter]
(uh, you know the people listening can’t see you, right?)
enough of that, now let’s welcome our first guest of the day, edmund dobbie!
[game show music]
edmund, how have you been?
(i’ve been alright, uh, my mom was supposed to get me chicken tendies++)
d+mn, foo that’s crazy, but i don’t remember asking!
[cut off canned laughter]
ok so let’s take a look at our first question!
[gunshot, body falls to the floor]
ok, edmund, this is your first and only question. you can win one million dollars
(wait what happened to the other guy++)
who was president during the louisiana purchase?
[suspenseful game show music]
(was it [censored]? nah, i can’t say that… uhhm… thomas je++ barack obama’s++ yeah it’s, barack obam++ actua++, no it’s thomas jefferson’s, actually.)
that’s correct, edmund. congratulations!
[chaotic breakbeat]
what the? wrong music!
[game show music continues]
but this was all just a dream that dobbie made up in his head while he was crying in the shower…
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