billy connolly – the evil scotsman lyrics
if your looking for trouble,
your in the right place,
don’t look at me like that, or i’ll headb-tt your face
i’m a mean motherf-cker,
i was born that way,
and just because i wear a skirt don’t think i’m f-ckin’ gay.
cause i’m an evil scotsman,
and jimmy is my name,
i’m a sheep sh-gger from aberdeen,
and causing pain is my game.
now if your a woman,
married or not,
al take all your kit off and i’ll dive in your mot,
i’ll take your legs and spread them wide,
and then i’ll put a wet suit on and sh-g you from inside,
i’m an evil scotsman,
and my name is jock
and the girls are all gaggin’ for a portion of my 10″ c-ck,
yes i’m an evil scotsman
and my name is jock
i’ve got one hand in my pocket
and i’m playing with my 10″ c-ck
i don’t care where you come from,
if your big or your small,
i’ve fought the best,
and i beat them all.
if your english or irish,
you wont have to die,
but if you are a german you can kiss your -rs- goodbye.
i’m an evil scotsman,
and jock is my name,
if you don’t like the rules don’t play the f-ckin’ game,
yes, i’m an evil scotsman
my name is jock!
and the girls are just dying for a portion of my 10″ c-ck.
oh yeah,
f-cker,
w-nkers,
kn-b heads.
thankyou.
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added by ~debbie~
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