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billy crystal & randy graff – my wonderful pain in the ass lyrics

[elaine]
funny thing you should have a doubt in your mind
listen you, like a rash you got this
shut your trap, they are gonna love you when you let fly
funny thing, sometimes i could kick your behind
think about a life that’s maybe not this
then you come with that old look in your eye
like you’re starved and i’m pastrami with swiss on rye

there’s not a day you don’t make me crazy
but i wouldn’t take back a single one
with all of the prob’ life keeps throwing at you
well jesus, you better have fun
and though there are times when i’d gladly k!ll you
i put up with forty years more
you hog the bed
you give me gas
you’ll knock ’em dead
my wonderful pain in the ass
[buddy]
funny thing, i’m the one supposed to be strong
look at me acting like a baby
funny thing, i thought when we met i was saving you
funny thing, you put up with me for this long
i drive you nuts, i make a mess, well maybe
spotting you on that night out of the blue
that’s one thing i did right—still can’t believe it’s true

[elaine & buddy]
there’s not a day you don’t make me crazy

[buddy]
the ace up my sleeve, my one great success
me, i’m a wreck, but you’re still and always
the girl in the polka+dot dress

[elaine & buddy]
though there’s not much fun in growing older
i’d sign up for forty years more

[buddy]
you give me hope
you give me class

[elaine]
you make me laugh
you take my sass
[buddy]
i love you, signed
your personal pain in the ass

[elaine]
you’re looking good

[buddy]
you must be blind

[elaine]
you think we could?

[buddy]
might take some time

[elaine & buddy]
i love you, signed
your wonderful pain in the ass

- billy crystal randy graff lyrics

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