blitzen trapper - rent a cop lyrics
well, i got some [mock] in the parking lot
in a shopping mall elevator headed for the top
when i got to the helipad i probably got shot
by a teenage, female rent-a-cop
i sit in the [?] nimble as a chimp
through a back alley breakin’ i was blind as a bat
an uptown suit with a flute and a hat
and a face like a tripper with a baseball bat
so you’d better make change, [some civil] smile
you’re a good shot [?] headed for the pile
i lit it on fire in the middle of the road
then i lit up a rock and let my brain explode, yeah
so, that female rent-a-cop sittin’ in my trail
like a drunk with a unicorn tryin’ to read braille
so i stole a few hubcaps dusted off my [peace]
[drove up] a gas can to get the wheels greased
(now i’m huffin’ down fumes in a room with a broom)
till that rent-a-cop [groom] picked the lock with a spoon
i didn’t like the drink much [picture in] a day
wearin’ nothin’ but a badge and her underwear, yeah
(when the cop started talkin’ i could feel it in my spine)
(it’s a song that i know was a language of mine)
i danced like a punk [queen, treaty] on the floor
she just ran out around and [a-cooked] for the door
but a thick-wrist sucker punch comin’ through the air
comin’ right to the kisser then she grabbed me by the hair, yeah
she said you got my [rock] and i ain’t gonna stop
till you either take a sh-t or you get off the pot
there’s a listenin’ there but i can’t tell where
maybe they’ve [an official] woman if you’re tryin’ to [find the fare]
(and while you’re takin’ advice from a girl at [?])
(from a wild, trash rent-a-cop driven by thor)
take a tip from me, you can take it on the road
you can never be a rent-a-cop if you lock and load
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