bloodhound gang – yellow fever lyrics
are those num-chucks in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
let me take you back to the day that i met my china girl
when i landed a ‘pam’ like on the san fran real world
i was sweating like a vegetable inside of a wok
i’d never been to asia minor but i was gonna bangkok
like kristy yamaguchi i had to break the ice
should i talk about mothra m-a-s-h or shrimp-fried rice?
i was sharp as a chinese star but it’s a line i threw
just thirty seconds over tokyo and this johnny would woo
i took a shot like jeanette lee put on my moves like bruce lee
i told he every soon yi needs a little woody
she said for all the tea in china my v-g-n-‘s not free
but my love will linger longer than the ming dynasty
i said i needed her to do and her to do my laundry
i knew she needed a way to stay legally within the country
she was made in taiwan i said i’m o.k. with that
just promise me you’ll never try to eat my cat
ch-nky ch-nky bang bang i love you
ch-nky ch-nky bang bang i know you love me too
in j-pan the hand is used as a knife
in j-pan a man’s wife’s hand job than can cost him his life
but now this captain kirk has his own sulu
i’ll shampoo her foo man chu with lo hung w-ng goo
cause i ride my slant-eyed slope like a brand new kawasaki
oh me ch-nky she’s so kinky got me hot like nagasaki
burnin’ up like napalm burstin’ like an a-bomb
i think i got that jungle fever but i caught it in ‘nam
she’s like an oriental rug cause i lay her where i please
then i blindfold her with dental floss and get down on her knees
i’m a diving kamikaze eating out chinese
first i’ll have the poo-poo platter than some tuna sushi
she’ll be screaming like godzilla and kickin’ like jackie chan
i’ll get her redder than china wetter than the sea of j-pan
like the chinese new year she’s gonna see fireworks
now be a good ch-nky and press jimmy’s shirts
ch-nky ch-nky bang bang i love you
ch-nky ch-nky bang bang i know you love me too
sing ch-nky sing
one more time
ch-nky ch-nky bang bang i love you
ch-nky ch-nky bang bang i know you love me too
ch-nky ch-nky bang bang ch-nky bang
ch-nky ch-nky bang biddily biddily biddily bang
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