bob rivers – the restroom door said, lyrics
the restroom door said gentlemen
so i just walked inside
i took two steps and realized
i’d been taken for a ride
i heard high voices turned and found
the place was occupied
by two nuns, three old ladies and a nurse
what could be worse
than two nuns, three old ladies and a nurse?
the restroom door said gentlemen
it must have been a gag
as soon as i walked in there
i ran into some old hag
she sprayed me with a can of mace
and smacked me with her bag
i could tell this just wouldn’t be my day
what can i say?
it was just turning out to be day
the restroom door said gentlemen
and i would like to find
the crummy little creep who had the nerve
to switch the signs
’cause i got two black eyes
and one high heel up my behind
now i can’t sit with comfort and joy
boy oh boy
no i’ll never sit with comfort and joy
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